my final update

May 03, 2004 12:27

Hi. My name is Adam. I would just like to bring to your attention that I am going to leave the world. Don't ask, but i'm not being deported back to Canada. My life has been great until now. I have the location of the greatest volcano in the world, and i am determined to jump into it. I would just like to tell everyone that i am to no longer be. So before i go, i would like to give everything to my friends. My TV, monitor and your own shirt to Stephen because we slept together all those summer days. My other good friend Brett, all of my money, so you might have to pay some people for my loans. Valerie, i'm giving you all of my condoms because i have no use for them in hell, the latex would burn. My collection of porn magazines and videos to Robert Wiggenhorn. If any of you would like to take any of my stuff, then just talk to me in my final 10 days i will be alive. Goodbye creul world. That is all.

-Adam Michael Kirschner
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