who invented this thing anyway??
Ok for those of you who have not had the sheer thrill of getting your boob smashed onto a cold platform, the above pictured image provides you with the visual of such enjoyment.
I know for all women (and some men...who am i to judge) out there this has been a life saver and we all should eventually "enjoy" this ritual... HOWEVER... whipping out my giant bazoombas (as dyl and jay would call them... fags, what do they know?? haha) and having them pancake-i-fied early on a friday morning on my last day off before another four 11hr days at work was NOT what I was looking forward to. Necessary ... yes. I have not shared in my lj what has been going on with my health lately because frankly I'm not ready to discuss it in this forum. Therefore I shall nurse (really... no pun intended) my knockers back to health by being a lazy ass today.
So... just call me beaver tail boobs for the rest of today.
At least the beaver is the national canadian animal!!
GO BEAVER!!
