The Expendables 2
Do you have a penis? If so, go see the Expendables 2.
Do you lack a penis but know someone who has one? If so, go see the Expendables 2 with them.
Do you want more hair growing on your body? If so, go see the Expendables 2.
Do you fear Chuck Norris stalking you? If so, go see the Expendables 2 before he kills you.
Do you feel that today's movies are made for women and want something manly to watch? If so, go see the Expendables 2.
Do you want to see an Expendables 3? If so, go see the Expendables 2.
Do you lack a penis but know someone who has one? If so, go see the Expendables 2 with them.
Do you want more hair growing on your body? If so, go see the Expendables 2.
Do you fear Chuck Norris stalking you? If so, go see the Expendables 2 before he kills you.
Do you feel that today's movies are made for women and want something manly to watch? If so, go see the Expendables 2.
Do you want to see an Expendables 3? If so, go see the Expendables 2.