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LOLS IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET, EVERYONE STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT ABOUT EVERYTHING. When non-fandom people can reference your wank it's gone too far. Everyone go get Hello Kitty bandaids and then go play.
I'm going back to my joy over Megyal writing me Matt Mixon Pan. \o/
I'm going back to my joy over Megyal writing me Matt Mixon Pan. \o/
Ok ok here is a piece AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT WHEN I'M FINISHED:
"Who, this little guy?" Matt Mixon asked with a grin. "This is just Andy. He's my friend, he's an anarchist fairy. Which is kind of redundant to say, you know that, right?"
Mikey blinked. "No, I do not know that."
Matt Mixon gave him a censorious look and then burst into a sunny grin immediately after; the quick switch of emotions dazzled Mikey a little. "Well, all fairies are anarchists. It's just how they are, they like to disrupt established institutions, stuff like that. When you say you're an anarchist fairy, it's like saying you're an armed gunman."
The fairy twittered indignantly and Matt looked down at it in surprise. Mikey sidled closer for a better look and raised his eyebrows at the fairy; Andy was tiny, of course, with lots of red-brown curly hair. He appeared to be wearing a bit of leaf as a pair of shorts and little else, but his skin was covered in tattoos; Mikey had not been aware that fairies were into ink. On top of that, his wings were not the gauzy type, but were more akin to the wings of a moth, study and dark with streaks of colour at the ends.
"Well," Matt said slowly after Andy stopped yelling at him in fairy-squeaks and crossed his tiny arms across his inked chest. "When you put it like that, then you're the most anarchist fairy of them all. Only not."
Andy turned his face away haughtily.
"Isn't he the prettiest?" Matt exclaimed in sugary tones. "Isn't he just the brightest fairy you ever saw?! What superb wings! What lovely hair!"
Andy continued to look away, his eyes closed and his nose raised in the air as he pretended to ignore Matt, but even Mikey could see that he was blushing. He said something in that sharp, high fairy language and Matt laughed.
"I can't understand a word he's saying," Mikey said in bemusement.
"That's because I didn't want you to," Andy said snidely, in perfect English. "I don't like you."
"Compliment him," Matt advised Mikey in a loud whisper. "Fairies might be anarchists, but they're totally vain."
DUDE ALL I DO IS FOLLOW YOUR NOTES AND LAUGH ALL DAY
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FOLLOWED MY NOTES, I COULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED INKED UP FAIRIES TAKING ON THE ESTABLISHMENT, I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU.
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NO NO SERIOUSLY
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