Today on Bitchy Ho Bags:
We dissect the Smallville Justice League.
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That's not fair, since when has there been a Justice League on Smallville??
my immediate answer of "since GAY" is neither true nor helpful.
omg Bart is so TINY
Also who is the guy on the other end supposed to be?
Cyborg
He's not looking very much like a cyborg. "PUT HIM IN A SHINEY HOODIE VEST, THAT LOOKS COOL AND ROBOTIC, YEAH"
<@Kai[lappy]> And the guy in orange and green is Aquaman
yeeeah, they needed to put more time into costume design with those two.
<@Kai[lappy]> HAHA yeah, though they spent an episode establishing his cyberness. They are the Hoodie Justice League
X3
They look sort of like Power Ranger Turbo characters
<@Kai[lappy]> Hahahaha except with worse scripts
hahahahhaa ouch
<@Kai[lappy]> At least Aquaman takes every opportunity to rid himself of his shirt.
<@Kai[lappy]> He's more aerodynamic naked!
...Does Aquaman have a hoodie too? WHAT POSSIBLE use could that be to him!
And why do all of their hoodies lack sleeves?! Even HobbitBart's lack sleeves, he's just decided to wear an awesome matching shirt under it. For ...Awesome matching shirt purposes.
* TheRay bets Bart shops at Clandestine.
<@Kai[lappy]> I think they pull the hoodies low and wear shades to cover their faces
<@Kai[lappy]> Because they can't wear MASKS, omg
....All that puts me in mind of is the gang from the CSI episode Fannysmackin'
<@Kai[lappy]> Hahaha
Also, Clark seems to lack the ability to make up a cool outfit. :| I bet Lex would have an awesome sleeveless hoodie. And Gouche sunglasses
.....GUCCI
<@Kai[lappy]> XD
* TheRay covers her face. See, Ray, what you get when you think of two things at once? Couchure+Gucci=wtf did you just say Lex wears on his face
<@Kai[lappy]> *snork* Haute couture hoodies
<@Kai[lappy]> This is why Lex should have been saved from going evil :< ... That and so he could have terrifyingly hot sex with Clark, but shh.
haha, and then design all their costumes
(nods) And Lex would be the only one with some sort of awesome kevlar weave in his sleeveless hoodie. ....which means I personally would shoot at all of their limbs but HEY! Fashion is it's OWN REWARD
Tim Gunn: You're not making it work. :/
<@Kai[lappy]> Hahahaha
I still keep going back to staring at that picture of the tiny emo rocker Bart.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BEING IN A POST PUNK POP BAND? You will fit RIGHT IN.
<@Kai[lappy]> Poor Lex. Anyone would turn crazy and evil after that many mind-wipes, experiences with meteor freaks and being lied to by his bestest friend who is really bad at lying.
I am also slightly disturbed by Ollie's costume and it's black inner thighs, low black belt and BRIGHT GREEN CROTCHBAG.
But at least that's in character
<@Kai[lappy]> XD
Ollie actually looks the most like a real Superhero.
Which is HILARIOUS since he is the only one without powers
<@Kai[lappy]> Smallville Bart starts off as a thrillseeking street thief, until Clark (AND LEX) show him that it might be better to be good
<@Kai[lappy]> And he shows Clark that superspeed is fucking awesome, lighten up and hit Miami sometimes, gosh.
<@Kai[lappy]> Cyborg's outfit looks sliiightly better when he's moving, and at least it's not what he started out in! Bright yellow and black.
BOY we are in a catty mood today
I don't have to explain my choice of Batcock tag to you or anyone. VIVA LA BATCOCK
(pls click picture for larger, more detailed image! Yay!)
That's not fair, since when has there been a Justice League on Smallville??
my immediate answer of "since GAY" is neither true nor helpful.
omg Bart is so TINY
Also who is the guy on the other end supposed to be?
Cyborg
He's not looking very much like a cyborg. "PUT HIM IN A SHINEY HOODIE VEST, THAT LOOKS COOL AND ROBOTIC, YEAH"
<@Kai[lappy]> And the guy in orange and green is Aquaman
yeeeah, they needed to put more time into costume design with those two.
<@Kai[lappy]> HAHA yeah, though they spent an episode establishing his cyberness. They are the Hoodie Justice League
X3
They look sort of like Power Ranger Turbo characters
<@Kai[lappy]> Hahahaha except with worse scripts
hahahahhaa ouch
<@Kai[lappy]> At least Aquaman takes every opportunity to rid himself of his shirt.
<@Kai[lappy]> He's more aerodynamic naked!
...Does Aquaman have a hoodie too? WHAT POSSIBLE use could that be to him!
And why do all of their hoodies lack sleeves?! Even HobbitBart's lack sleeves, he's just decided to wear an awesome matching shirt under it. For ...Awesome matching shirt purposes.
* TheRay bets Bart shops at Clandestine.
<@Kai[lappy]> I think they pull the hoodies low and wear shades to cover their faces
<@Kai[lappy]> Because they can't wear MASKS, omg
....All that puts me in mind of is the gang from the CSI episode Fannysmackin'
<@Kai[lappy]> Hahaha
Also, Clark seems to lack the ability to make up a cool outfit. :| I bet Lex would have an awesome sleeveless hoodie. And Gouche sunglasses
.....GUCCI
<@Kai[lappy]> XD
* TheRay covers her face. See, Ray, what you get when you think of two things at once? Couchure+Gucci=wtf did you just say Lex wears on his face
<@Kai[lappy]> *snork* Haute couture hoodies
<@Kai[lappy]> This is why Lex should have been saved from going evil :< ... That and so he could have terrifyingly hot sex with Clark, but shh.
haha, and then design all their costumes
(nods) And Lex would be the only one with some sort of awesome kevlar weave in his sleeveless hoodie. ....which means I personally would shoot at all of their limbs but HEY! Fashion is it's OWN REWARD
Tim Gunn: You're not making it work. :/
<@Kai[lappy]> Hahahaha
I still keep going back to staring at that picture of the tiny emo rocker Bart.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BEING IN A POST PUNK POP BAND? You will fit RIGHT IN.
<@Kai[lappy]> Poor Lex. Anyone would turn crazy and evil after that many mind-wipes, experiences with meteor freaks and being lied to by his bestest friend who is really bad at lying.
I am also slightly disturbed by Ollie's costume and it's black inner thighs, low black belt and BRIGHT GREEN CROTCHBAG.
But at least that's in character
<@Kai[lappy]> XD
Ollie actually looks the most like a real Superhero.
Which is HILARIOUS since he is the only one without powers
<@Kai[lappy]> Smallville Bart starts off as a thrillseeking street thief, until Clark (AND LEX) show him that it might be better to be good
<@Kai[lappy]> And he shows Clark that superspeed is fucking awesome, lighten up and hit Miami sometimes, gosh.
<@Kai[lappy]> Cyborg's outfit looks sliiightly better when he's moving, and at least it's not what he started out in! Bright yellow and black.
BOY we are in a catty mood today
I don't have to explain my choice of Batcock tag to you or anyone. VIVA LA BATCOCK