Slapping Taemin Makes Everyone Happy
Forth period was the worst. Jinki had Algebra Two Advanced and his teacher was this woman who is too afraid of students to look them in the eye, so she faced the whiteboard and never answered questions. He sat in the back and texted key the whole time, cause honestly he knew all this already and he really couldn't hear her anyway. Key and him were texting about Jonghyun - as usual. Key just went on and on about how hot he is and how amazing last was, but then he starts in on this bitch-fest about Taemin trying to move in on Jonghyun and how he's worried because Taemin and Jonghyun have more classes together than him and Jonghyun. And Jinki was just chuckling to himself when Minho decided to show up and completely stop his thought process because let's face it, Minho was the hot-as-fuck-too-cool-for-school-loner type, MVP of the soccer team, and well, Jinki's huge-ass crush. So it's only natural that he loses basic human skills - like breathing - when Minho is in a fifty foot radius of him. Jinki followed him with his eyes as he walked up to the teacher and passed her a note. She whispered something - toward the note - and handed it back to Minho. He shook his head and pointed at the class. Pointed at the second row. Pointed at the last person of said row. Pointed to Jinki.
"Want me to give it to him?" Minho asked. Jinki froze, as she nodded.
'How the fuck did he know I was here today? Much less where I sit in a class he doesn't even have?' Jinki thought.
Minho started down the backpack filled aisle. He placed the note on the corner of Jinki's desk.
"You should come down toward the end of class" Minho stated and turned to leave. Once the door had swung shut Jinki face planted into his desk and sucked in a giant breath.
'Holy fuck.'
The clock ticked by till it read five minutes before class was out, he picked up his stuff and walked to the front not bothering with the teacher - cause she clearly had marked him absent anyway. Jinki left the counselor's office sighing. He had been called down because he was failing gym and somehow the school thought that it was more important than math.
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Key just laughed when Jinki told him what happened.
"Well no duh he knows who you are. He and Jonghyun are best friends."
"Well Jonghyun and I aren't that close so I didn't think he would know me. Or where I sit in a class he doesn't even have."
"Good point I don't know, but obviously he does so just be happy."
"I am. I'm really, really happy."
"Well good, now let's talk about what a little bitch Taemin is."
"What did he do this time?"
"He's trying to move in on Jonghyun and Jonghyun is being oblivious and it pisses me off cuz I want him to love me as much as I love him but he doesn't but I don't know why."
'I do'
" God, so whiney why don't you just go talk to him about-"
"NO!! Are you crazy!?! If I do that then he will think I'm clingy and definitely ditch me for Taemin. Which I don't even understand cuz he's a fucking toothpick! Honestly he must have an eating disorder or something cuz there's no way you can eat and have zero percent body fa-"
"Not my fault your ass is sooooo FAT." Came a stingy voice from somewhere behind Key.
"Oh!! Speak of the twig!! Look who' s butting into none-of-their-business again." Key spat while whirling around.
"Uhmm, when someone is talking about my eating habits it is completely my business."
"Well Jonghyun is not so BACK. OFF."
'Well this took a turn for the worse."
"HA. No. I like him. He likes me. And you, well you’re a fat whore who is sooooo out of the picture."
"Fat whore." Key repeated. Before Jinki even knew what he was doing, he stood and clinched his fist in the front of Taemin's shirt, holding the boy still. Eyes wide as he noticed Jinki's other fist rising and getting pretty damn close to his face before he had to close his eyes - reflex. Jinki remembers it being kind of funny the way Taemin's head went back and then sprung forward again. But apparently Taemin didn't find it as funny because he cupped his nose as soon as Jinki shoved him away and burst into tears like the little bitch he was.
"You douche!!" He sputtered through tears.
"Yah! Don't call my friends fat whores you rice grain!" And that’s when Jinki noticed the entire cafeteria staring at the three of them. The worst was when Jinki was scanning the room, the one person he had to make eye contact with was the one and only Minho. But to Jinki's surprise, Minho wasn't surprised, or pissed, or even freaked out. No he looked… amused. With his too-cool-for-school smirk and Jinki couldn't deal anymore. He wanted to melt into the floor, he could feel himself burning red. So he did the only reasonable thing he's done all day. Grabbed his shit and calmly strode out of the lunch room, with Key following close behind. Only when he got to his car did he let himself go, banging his head on the steering wheel a couple times before Key grabbed his hand and pulled out his travel first aid kit. It hurt, he didn't know it would hurt that much but it did. His knuckles were swelling and Key was put on some spray-shit that stung like hell and they hurt.
"Ouch!"
"Well that's what you get for being stupid."
"I was being nice." He pouted as Key wrapped his hand.
"Since when is punching someone nice?"
"To you! I was being nice to you."
"Oh, well next time just say something don't punch 'em."
"Sorry, I guess I lost it."
"Yeah, you really did." Key placed the bandage roll back in the kit and said he should go clear things up, before he ruffled Jinki's hair giving him a small smile and climbed out of the car. He turned the key and left school three and a half hours early.
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Hey are you still mad? Jinki read the text.
Hi, and no what about you?
Not at all, Jonghyun came over after Taemin fled and asked what the fuck that was all about and I was all "oh I got mad at Taemin because he's trying to move in on you and how you don't even notice or tell him to stop" and Jonghyun took me by the wrist and pulled me to the back of the school where he proceeded to kiss the stuffing out of me and then whispered in my ear "I love you and only you and would never ever go for a gum stick like Taemin and don't worry or get mad cuz you're the only one I want and will ever want" *squeals like a little girl*
'Big shock there'
and I grab him and kiss him again and then we ditched fifth and sixth but not seventh because Minho didn't deserve to be left in art with all those cosplay freaks.
'Well that was a long ass text about nothing.'
Well thanks for that novel Key, and I am happy for you.
Well thank you for punching Taemin in his flat face but I haven't even gotten to the best part yet (well the best part for you)!! Minho asked if you were ok and what even started the fight (so I told him) and he thought that was really cool of you to do and that it was also pretty damn funny that you called him a rice grain and how his head went back, then forward again and that's when he realized it was the widest part of his body;). Then we made Jonghyun go get the watercolors and Minho turned to me and asked point blank "Is Jinki gay?" And I said yes.
And????
And what? That was all, well all that you'll want to hear.
'Well that fucking sucks'
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Jinki was walking to the boys locker room because he convinced his counselor to let him drop gym if he joined the Ping-Pong team.
'Yep'
He walked up to his lock, spinning the dial he clicked the door open. His deodorant fell out in the process and hit his foot before it bounced to the floor and the cap popped off letting the contents crumble out.
'Well fuck'
He heard some chuckling from behind him.
'Fuck'
"I didn't know you used vanilla scented deodorant." And that was most definitely Minho's voice.
'FUCK'
"Ha, ha, yeah, I… yeah" Well Jinki's life is now ruined.
"I think it's cute" Now he's blushing.
"Really, really cute." He's Blushing harder.
"Uhm, OK?"
"I thought it was really cute how you defended Key too." He now puts a tomato to shame.
"Oh, uuhh, t-thanks…"
"I think you're just cute in general." And holy fuck that was said a lot closer than before. So Jinki turned around to find Minho standing in his breathing space.
"And sexy" Well, ok, Jinki's brain was no longer functioning. And Minho was smirking and Jinki well, he was still blushing. And were those words coming out of his mouth? Because he doesn't remember telling his mouth to speak, not to mention forming the words in his mind.
'What the fuck am I saying??'
Well whatever the hell it was it must have been something weird because Minho was chuckling again and then leaning in and saying 'ok' softly before pressing his lips to the corner of Jinki's. Minho stopped smirking when Jinki found some way to will his brain into working again, tilting his head and kissing him back. Minho stepped closer - if that were possible - pushing Jinki into the lockers a bit forcefully. He brought his hands to the side of Jinki's face as Jinki tangled his in the back of Minho's short-ish hair. The room was quiet minus the muffled whimpers and gasps that slipped from Jinki's lips. Minho slid his hands down to his waist and held him still as he pulled away and Jinki whimpered in protest. Minho raised his hand to run over Jinki's puffed bottom lip.
"I don't think it's fair that you can be cute and sexy all at the same time." Jinki's back to blushing.
"Can I ask you something?" Minho just barely whispered in Jinki's ear.
"mmhmm" Was Jinki's clever response.
"Will you be mine?" Jinki shot his eyes to the side to look at him. Minho's hair - that wasn't bunched in Jinki's hands - had fallen into his eyes and his gaze had drifted to the floor. Jinki pulled his hair so his head would come back to being level with his own. This time Jinki started the kiss and didn't stop until he felt him relaxing.
"Yes"
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Three days later when Jinki and Minho have become an 'official couple' according to Key, and Taemin's face is still a purple-swollen-mess, and Minho has forced a very - and still - protesting Jinki to sit on his lap while they are studying for finals , Jinki is happy. Happy because Key got Jonghyun, happy because little-chopstick-bitch had decided he is going to transfer schools due to 'so many psychos', but really he is happy because Minho has his lips pressed to the underside of his jaw and a possessive arm around his waist declaring that Jinki belongs to him and only him. Not even being treated like an inanimate object dampens his happiness, because he's Minho's inanimate object. And there is nothing wrong with that.
The End
"Want me to give it to him?" Minho asked. Jinki froze, as she nodded.
'How the fuck did he know I was here today? Much less where I sit in a class he doesn't even have?' Jinki thought.
Minho started down the backpack filled aisle. He placed the note on the corner of Jinki's desk.
"You should come down toward the end of class" Minho stated and turned to leave. Once the door had swung shut Jinki face planted into his desk and sucked in a giant breath.
'Holy fuck.'
The clock ticked by till it read five minutes before class was out, he picked up his stuff and walked to the front not bothering with the teacher - cause she clearly had marked him absent anyway. Jinki left the counselor's office sighing. He had been called down because he was failing gym and somehow the school thought that it was more important than math.
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Key just laughed when Jinki told him what happened.
"Well no duh he knows who you are. He and Jonghyun are best friends."
"Well Jonghyun and I aren't that close so I didn't think he would know me. Or where I sit in a class he doesn't even have."
"Good point I don't know, but obviously he does so just be happy."
"I am. I'm really, really happy."
"Well good, now let's talk about what a little bitch Taemin is."
"What did he do this time?"
"He's trying to move in on Jonghyun and Jonghyun is being oblivious and it pisses me off cuz I want him to love me as much as I love him but he doesn't but I don't know why."
'I do'
" God, so whiney why don't you just go talk to him about-"
"NO!! Are you crazy!?! If I do that then he will think I'm clingy and definitely ditch me for Taemin. Which I don't even understand cuz he's a fucking toothpick! Honestly he must have an eating disorder or something cuz there's no way you can eat and have zero percent body fa-"
"Not my fault your ass is sooooo FAT." Came a stingy voice from somewhere behind Key.
"Oh!! Speak of the twig!! Look who' s butting into none-of-their-business again." Key spat while whirling around.
"Uhmm, when someone is talking about my eating habits it is completely my business."
"Well Jonghyun is not so BACK. OFF."
'Well this took a turn for the worse."
"HA. No. I like him. He likes me. And you, well you’re a fat whore who is sooooo out of the picture."
"Fat whore." Key repeated. Before Jinki even knew what he was doing, he stood and clinched his fist in the front of Taemin's shirt, holding the boy still. Eyes wide as he noticed Jinki's other fist rising and getting pretty damn close to his face before he had to close his eyes - reflex. Jinki remembers it being kind of funny the way Taemin's head went back and then sprung forward again. But apparently Taemin didn't find it as funny because he cupped his nose as soon as Jinki shoved him away and burst into tears like the little bitch he was.
"You douche!!" He sputtered through tears.
"Yah! Don't call my friends fat whores you rice grain!" And that’s when Jinki noticed the entire cafeteria staring at the three of them. The worst was when Jinki was scanning the room, the one person he had to make eye contact with was the one and only Minho. But to Jinki's surprise, Minho wasn't surprised, or pissed, or even freaked out. No he looked… amused. With his too-cool-for-school smirk and Jinki couldn't deal anymore. He wanted to melt into the floor, he could feel himself burning red. So he did the only reasonable thing he's done all day. Grabbed his shit and calmly strode out of the lunch room, with Key following close behind. Only when he got to his car did he let himself go, banging his head on the steering wheel a couple times before Key grabbed his hand and pulled out his travel first aid kit. It hurt, he didn't know it would hurt that much but it did. His knuckles were swelling and Key was put on some spray-shit that stung like hell and they hurt.
"Ouch!"
"Well that's what you get for being stupid."
"I was being nice." He pouted as Key wrapped his hand.
"Since when is punching someone nice?"
"To you! I was being nice to you."
"Oh, well next time just say something don't punch 'em."
"Sorry, I guess I lost it."
"Yeah, you really did." Key placed the bandage roll back in the kit and said he should go clear things up, before he ruffled Jinki's hair giving him a small smile and climbed out of the car. He turned the key and left school three and a half hours early.
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Hey are you still mad? Jinki read the text.
Hi, and no what about you?
Not at all, Jonghyun came over after Taemin fled and asked what the fuck that was all about and I was all "oh I got mad at Taemin because he's trying to move in on you and how you don't even notice or tell him to stop" and Jonghyun took me by the wrist and pulled me to the back of the school where he proceeded to kiss the stuffing out of me and then whispered in my ear "I love you and only you and would never ever go for a gum stick like Taemin and don't worry or get mad cuz you're the only one I want and will ever want" *squeals like a little girl*
'Big shock there'
and I grab him and kiss him again and then we ditched fifth and sixth but not seventh because Minho didn't deserve to be left in art with all those cosplay freaks.
'Well that was a long ass text about nothing.'
Well thanks for that novel Key, and I am happy for you.
Well thank you for punching Taemin in his flat face but I haven't even gotten to the best part yet (well the best part for you)!! Minho asked if you were ok and what even started the fight (so I told him) and he thought that was really cool of you to do and that it was also pretty damn funny that you called him a rice grain and how his head went back, then forward again and that's when he realized it was the widest part of his body;). Then we made Jonghyun go get the watercolors and Minho turned to me and asked point blank "Is Jinki gay?" And I said yes.
And????
And what? That was all, well all that you'll want to hear.
'Well that fucking sucks'
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Jinki was walking to the boys locker room because he convinced his counselor to let him drop gym if he joined the Ping-Pong team.
'Yep'
He walked up to his lock, spinning the dial he clicked the door open. His deodorant fell out in the process and hit his foot before it bounced to the floor and the cap popped off letting the contents crumble out.
'Well fuck'
He heard some chuckling from behind him.
'Fuck'
"I didn't know you used vanilla scented deodorant." And that was most definitely Minho's voice.
'FUCK'
"Ha, ha, yeah, I… yeah" Well Jinki's life is now ruined.
"I think it's cute" Now he's blushing.
"Really, really cute." He's Blushing harder.
"Uhm, OK?"
"I thought it was really cute how you defended Key too." He now puts a tomato to shame.
"Oh, uuhh, t-thanks…"
"I think you're just cute in general." And holy fuck that was said a lot closer than before. So Jinki turned around to find Minho standing in his breathing space.
"And sexy" Well, ok, Jinki's brain was no longer functioning. And Minho was smirking and Jinki well, he was still blushing. And were those words coming out of his mouth? Because he doesn't remember telling his mouth to speak, not to mention forming the words in his mind.
'What the fuck am I saying??'
Well whatever the hell it was it must have been something weird because Minho was chuckling again and then leaning in and saying 'ok' softly before pressing his lips to the corner of Jinki's. Minho stopped smirking when Jinki found some way to will his brain into working again, tilting his head and kissing him back. Minho stepped closer - if that were possible - pushing Jinki into the lockers a bit forcefully. He brought his hands to the side of Jinki's face as Jinki tangled his in the back of Minho's short-ish hair. The room was quiet minus the muffled whimpers and gasps that slipped from Jinki's lips. Minho slid his hands down to his waist and held him still as he pulled away and Jinki whimpered in protest. Minho raised his hand to run over Jinki's puffed bottom lip.
"I don't think it's fair that you can be cute and sexy all at the same time." Jinki's back to blushing.
"Can I ask you something?" Minho just barely whispered in Jinki's ear.
"mmhmm" Was Jinki's clever response.
"Will you be mine?" Jinki shot his eyes to the side to look at him. Minho's hair - that wasn't bunched in Jinki's hands - had fallen into his eyes and his gaze had drifted to the floor. Jinki pulled his hair so his head would come back to being level with his own. This time Jinki started the kiss and didn't stop until he felt him relaxing.
"Yes"
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Three days later when Jinki and Minho have become an 'official couple' according to Key, and Taemin's face is still a purple-swollen-mess, and Minho has forced a very - and still - protesting Jinki to sit on his lap while they are studying for finals , Jinki is happy. Happy because Key got Jonghyun, happy because little-chopstick-bitch had decided he is going to transfer schools due to 'so many psychos', but really he is happy because Minho has his lips pressed to the underside of his jaw and a possessive arm around his waist declaring that Jinki belongs to him and only him. Not even being treated like an inanimate object dampens his happiness, because he's Minho's inanimate object. And there is nothing wrong with that.
The End