Because the only time this town is exciting is when I'm drunk.
Bod, I'd say it's about time for that drinking night we mentioned, yeah? If you've any little friends especially of the female persuasion that you'd like to bring along, don't hesitate. Being the skulking lurker is getting old.
I'm almost tempted to say that even Sunnydale was more exciting than this place. Then again, that apocalypse in Los Angeles probably skewed my perceptions a bit.