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THE
ST. LOUIS CARDINALS HAVE 61 WINS AND 34 LOSSES. THE ASTROS
CURRENTLY IN 2ND PLACE IN THE NL CENTRAL STANDINGS HAVE 49 WINS AND 46
LOSSES. PLEASE TELL ME WHO DOMINATES!!! WhOo!!!!!
I'm getting married in 15.2 days. Something like that. Man. I have taken my ring back to LeRoy's Jewelers for the last damn time because it's seriously going to take them until Wednesday to polish it. That's right. Wednesday as in onetwothreefourfiveSIX DAYS FROM NOW! To effing polish it?! Alright, whatever, you guys are the ones who dug the big notch out of it in the first place. boo hiss.
The bachelor/bachelorette party (yes they're joint--hahaha) is happening Saturday and like, freaking Robert ordered a limo for $450 and wants everyone to pay $50 on it. Umm...nope, sorry. He did it before I was even told that we were seriously getting a limo and hello, my friends are already driving down from Indy to go to this and how the hell are you ppl expecting them to pay when I couldn't even tell them what was happening since I didn't even know?! That $$ takes care of all the covers and tips and whatnot in the bars on 4th St. Live though, I don't know about Bardstown Road which is really where I wanted to be but hey, whatever. Again, what part of this mating ritual is my own? LoL, good God I'm so done w/ this stuff. And like, hi, I have ONE of my friends coming to my part of this?! Feel sorry for me you bastards, I have no friends and really have no opportunities to make any so blah. Pay for myself, Ambs and Dave. We will be having choc. martinis and cigs. And amaretto sours. And of course Long Island Iced Teas b/c well, Amber was my sleeping buddy when I was drunk off my ass for the very first time and that was my cherrypoppin drink. To being drunk off my ass. Not to sleeping w/ Amber. nm. ha.
Whatever happened to Shara?
What was her last name? Man, I'm a horrid friend. Oooh...Furrer...Okay, I remmy now. Just had to think for a sec.
I don't feel so well, I think I'm going to go lie down. My tummy is kind of a jumbles. :)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
"My apartment is infested w/ koala bears. Cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on a light a whole bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, ya know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme apprehend one of yous...and feed you a leaf."" --Mitch Hedberg
I'm getting married in 15.2 days. Something like that. Man. I have taken my ring back to LeRoy's Jewelers for the last damn time because it's seriously going to take them until Wednesday to polish it. That's right. Wednesday as in onetwothreefourfiveSIX DAYS FROM NOW! To effing polish it?! Alright, whatever, you guys are the ones who dug the big notch out of it in the first place. boo hiss.
The bachelor/bachelorette party (yes they're joint--hahaha) is happening Saturday and like, freaking Robert ordered a limo for $450 and wants everyone to pay $50 on it. Umm...nope, sorry. He did it before I was even told that we were seriously getting a limo and hello, my friends are already driving down from Indy to go to this and how the hell are you ppl expecting them to pay when I couldn't even tell them what was happening since I didn't even know?! That $$ takes care of all the covers and tips and whatnot in the bars on 4th St. Live though, I don't know about Bardstown Road which is really where I wanted to be but hey, whatever. Again, what part of this mating ritual is my own? LoL, good God I'm so done w/ this stuff. And like, hi, I have ONE of my friends coming to my part of this?! Feel sorry for me you bastards, I have no friends and really have no opportunities to make any so blah. Pay for myself, Ambs and Dave. We will be having choc. martinis and cigs. And amaretto sours. And of course Long Island Iced Teas b/c well, Amber was my sleeping buddy when I was drunk off my ass for the very first time and that was my cherrypoppin drink. To being drunk off my ass. Not to sleeping w/ Amber. nm. ha.
Whatever happened to Shara?
What was her last name? Man, I'm a horrid friend. Oooh...Furrer...Okay, I remmy now. Just had to think for a sec.
I don't feel so well, I think I'm going to go lie down. My tummy is kind of a jumbles. :)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
"My apartment is infested w/ koala bears. Cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on a light a whole bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, ya know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme apprehend one of yous...and feed you a leaf."" --Mitch Hedberg