Still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the A-Team.
I just had to post that. I just got the Yale Book of Quotations and it's incredible. You all should check it out.
In other matters: Freshman are seriously demented. Heaven have a hand on their souls if I ever teach an intro course. What I mean is something related to this post:
http://community.livejournal.com/linguists/173523.html Yeah, the asshole is "well-versed" and has a "solid understanding" of syntax and phonology. Roger-that, fucker. If I teach and have an asshole like that in my class, Lord send all your prayers to him because his ass would seriously be mine. He'd come to class sweating blood. People like that seriously drive me over the edge. They read a chapter in a book and think they own the field. Seriously. Like they have ALL the answers to all the problems of language or anthropology. Oh really? Step into my office, then, fuck-face. Better yet, let's just go ahead and hand you a PhD since you are SOOOOOOO GENIUS. Seriously. Wait....why are you a Freshman???? WHAT is the school thinking??!! Ugh, people like that really irritate me. I feel for all of you who DO teach and have kids like this in your class. I'd seriously kill them. Or I'd find a way to "kindly" make a fool of them in class.
Bastards.