"Due to company car and lazy husband..."

[camtarn]

I was browsing eBay Motors out of idle curiosity, and came across this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9858&item=2487078614&rd=1

Item name: EYESORE !!! BLOT ON MY LANDSCAPE !!!

Description

Item Specifics - Cars & Other Vehicles
Manufacturer: Vauxhall/Opel
Mileage: 150000
Model: Astra
Year of Registration: 1994
Type: Saloon
MOT Certificate: --

Please take this off my hands. Due to company car and lazy husband this has been lying idle in my driveway for 14 months.It did go but Has not moved in that time. 1600 deisel. should last forever. Needs a polish (red) but OK otherwise. Will surely be good for spares at least Any offer over £20.

Amusing, but not quite as good as the mum selling her delinquent son's PS2...