You'd have a grumpy face, too, if your 2003 Audi's eardrum-piercing car alarm klaxons go off
for no apparent reason & attract paparazzi who sell
photos of your disgruntlement to TMZ so that shallow jerks can mock you for being a 61 year old who looks 10 years younger but is having a bad day.
If I lived in Malibu instead of San Diego, you bet your ass I'd've given him a ride. :D
TMZ article & hater comments
"Don't know what the car stuff is all about. I was victimized by a computer glitch in the alarm system; the klaxon horns, once begun No stop"