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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies and an ATF task force descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Later on........The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up all your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies and an ATF task force descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Later on........The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up all your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"