Not As Bad As I Thought...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, danbenzvi (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed audioboy's flat tire (15 points). Last month I gave greenlily a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I helped oakenguy see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3277 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Campion7