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A-APP RAPE, GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
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Character: Kagura Sohma (Wikipedia)
Series: Fruits Basket
Character Age: Around 18.
Canon: Fruits Basket is the touching story of a cursed
family who turns into the Chinese zodiac animals when they're hugged
by the opposite sex and the happy house-keeping girl who tops them
all. In this story of emo kids, cheerful people with secret emo
pasts, and bastards who sleep with other people's moms, it's important
to have a normal character. Luckily, that character is not Kagura.
Kagura is the boar in the family. Sweet and thoughtful, on first
glance she appears to be an upstanding young lady. Unfortunately, she
has something of a split personality and occasionally becomes loud,
violent, and disapproving in her cousin Kyou's general direction, but
it's out of love. Unfortunately, this love is not only loud and
violent, but also super-strong, so that even Kyou's trained kung-fu is
powerless against it.
Because she and Kyou are both from the zodiac, they can embrace
without triggering their curse, so when they were young Kagura
logically decided they should get married, and threatened Kyou with a
knife until he agreed. Aside from her outbursts, however, she remains
a well-meaning and kind girl who doesn't notice that she is
occasionally absolutely terrifying.
Sample Post:
Aah, excuse me...
You see, I came because I heard that Sohma Kyou was staying here now,
and having been very close friends with him since childhood I wanted
to encourage him to do his best and check on him. Even if he has
Tohru to take care of him now . . .
But you know? It's a little embarrassing to say but I think I might
have broken something on my way in. I didn't mean to! It was, ah, a
little unexpected . . . I was going through the woods, you know? It
was all full of animals I'd never seen, and one of them was an
adorable cat. I'd never seen another cat like that before! It was
just the color of my backpack--see, isn't it cute? But this cat was
much bigger! And I wanted to take it home and LOVE IT AND TAKE
CARE OF IT.
So I was running after it! And something very big and purple came and
tried to stop me. I think it thought I couldn't take care of a
kitten, which was very rude! I AM VERY LOVING AND NURTURING.
So I apologize very much but I might have thrown it into several of
your very lovely trees. I didn't realize how unstable they were! And
only when I went over to check on the trees did I see the purple
something was a gorilla! I've never seen one that color before.
Could it perhaps be an endangered species . . . ?
And then, well. I don't like to say that one thing led to another,
but under the gorilla I saw a group of squirrels, trapped and scared.
I didn't mean for that to happen at all! Not only that, they must
have been very rare squirrels. They had tiny notepads and pencils and
they looked very sad . . . So I immediately threw the gorilla off them
again and checked if they were all right. As I was helping them I saw
the notepads had very inappropriate drawings that looked like the
covers of Shigure's novels, but with fewer clothes and more . . .
well! Then one of them bit me and I think I got a little ANGRY,
BECAUSE I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL TO POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMALS,
EXCEPT THEY WERE NOT DEFENSELESS AND OBVIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA HOW
TO TREAT A LADY.
But! I know I haven't made the best first impression here by damaging
your very rare trees and gorilla and talented-but-rude squirrels, but
if you would still be willing to tell me where Sohma Kyou is I would
be very grateful.
It's been a long time and I want to SHOW HIM MY AFFECTION.
Poll Vote!
Character: Ko Yongha
Series: Hikaru no Go (Manga only)
Character Age: 16
Canon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a world of intensity! A world of gay! A world of go! Where audiences ooh and aah over the click of the stones and players make go-faces so intense you'll wonder at why they don't have ulcers by age 18! I speak of none other than the mystical Hikaru no Go! The series focuses on Shindou Hikaru and Touya Akira, bitter love rivals in the game of Go. No one dares to stand between their heart-wrenching games. That is, until they enter the Hokuto Cup.
Enter Ko Yongha, a Korean pro with snark, smirk, ego, and a rapist face that'd put Yagami Light to shame. Of course, Ko Yongha's ego does not come without some justification. He's an excellent Go player, and is more than willing to lay on the insults just to get one Shindou Hikaru riled up before a game. He'll relax around his good friends, joking and laughing, but when it's time for a game, his ego shines through with outrageous claims that he's even better than Honinbo Shuusaku, the greatest Go player ever.
Sample Post:
Heh, this situation just seems to get more interesting by the moment. When I received notice that I had been invited to a convention by the American Go Association I hardly expected a van to arrive as my transportation. However, my escort seemed quite insistent that the internet instructions he found were entirely reliable. Apparently once you show a man driving directions from Berlin to New York he thinks himself capable of driving from Seoul to Louisiana. I would have argued, but he seemed quite convinced of the resilience of his white van. Plus the look he gave me was quite…encouraging. Though the comments he murmured, something about 'rapist in training' seemed a bit bizarre. Hah, the Americans certainly do hire interesting people.
Having arrived now, I must say, I had more faith in the American Go Association. In Korea these events require careful planning and execution. It's appalling to think that America has such a lack of respect for the game that they think a swamp to be a fitting location for a Go tournament. One cannot calmly place stones when distracted by the moans and groans of poorly paid actors pretending to be undead.
Their treatment of their foreign guests is even more insulting. I am a Korean professional and my translator? A gorilla. I'm hardly one to question equal opportunity employment, but I believe that this simian's skills are somewhat lacking. The shocked stares and uneasy reactions my fellows have been giving my nametag should be more than an indication of that.
Hm? What's that? Talking toucans! Really, if they devoted as much to their special effects as they did to their Go playing, someone might actually take this silly nation seriously! A pleasure to meet you, Toucan-san, I trust you're slightly more competent than my apish translator and stubborn escort. Perhaps you might be able to explain the secret of my mysterious nametag.
What's that you say? Hah! We don't even need translators here, is that so? I see you've played me for a fool, Gorilla-san. Well, let's see what they've written on it. How amusing! You've got quite a morbid sense of humor on you, don't you my good gorilla friend? Very well then, if that's you want it to be, let's see where this little game takes us. Greetings, members of Camp Fuck You Die. As the nametag tells you, my name is Ko Yongha and I have come to have sex with your families.
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Character: Kirisawa Fuuko
Series: Flame of Recca
Character Age: 16
Canon: Becoming a ninja was nothing but a childhood dream for Hanabishi Recca, until a fateful encounter with a few twisted villains and a woman claiming to be his mother reveal that his dream is actually very much reality. He learns that he is a descendant of the ancient Hokage ninja tribe, and that his ability to control fire was inherited from them. Recca begins to master his fire abilities in order to protect his “princess,” a girl named Sakoshita Yanagi, from the many people that seek to kidnap or outright harm her.
Kirisawa Fuuko, in addition to being one of Recca’s closest friends, is a powerful ally. Sporting a bust size of 87cm, incredible agility, strength, and the ability to shed about 10 times more blood than humanly possible and not lose consciousness, Fuuko is a bit of a shoujo retard.
However, once you get past her tomboyish exterior, Fuuko has a heart of gold, even if she isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. At times, she can be a little oblivious and kind of an airhead. She acts on impulse, almost never worrying about the consequences and rushing into situations that even Recca or the main character of any other shounen manga would be a little hesitant towards. Despite this, she genuinely means well with anything she does and is eager to make friends with just about anyone. Fuuko mostly comes off as being energetic, outgoing, and fun-loving, with a dash of sarcasm.
Sample Post:
Well~! The sun is... not really shining, the plants are... dying, and those squirrels are making obscene gestures at me. Some place you've got here, huh? All the signs say "the happiest place on earth - no, really!" but if you ask me, it looks like you guys bought the scenery from one of those random cheapskate stores. I bet it was originally 50% off but no one would buy it so they had to resort to "take it or the fat kid by the Slushie machine gets shot." Whoa, that’s not happy at all!
Hmm, I have a couple of questions for you people! First being "how did I even get here" because seriously, I wasn't even trying to come anywhere near Louisiana. I guess I should've known that I went just a little too far when I heard the banjo music and some crocodiles started chasing me. Yeah, uh, about those cabins back there that I kind of destroyed while taking down the crocodiles? I'll fix 'em, I swear! Just gotta put it out there, though, you guys miiight want to consider doing a quick head-count to make sure that none of your campers ran off or got maimed during my epic battle with the crocodiles.
Oh, also. Second question! How high is the budget for the wildlife around here? One dollar, or something? Like I said, this place just looks so cheap. No offense, but Fuuko speaks only the truth! The zombies around here are especially low-quality. I do have to say that they're pretty friendly, though! I've got a whole herd of the things following me, see? I've been calling them my entourage for now, buuut I have been putting some thought into giving them all real names. Can't just keep saying "you there, with the leaky head" or "hey, Mr. funny-shaped chest tumor," after all! So, that one over there, the one that most of the other zombies are crowding around and pledging undying loyalty to, his name is Napoleon because he’s a little on the short side. Oh, and that tall one over there, his name's Michael Jor-
-OW!! Oh, sure, Napoleon. Feel free to betray my trust and organize a zombie rebellion. Of course, I probably taste amazing, just like prime-quality veal cutlets, but that’s no reason to eat me.
...What? No, that does not mean I’ll taste even better with a side of soup or salad, so stop looking at me like that.
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Character: Katara
Series: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Character Age: 14
Canon: Take four nations based on each of the four elements. Add one war. Place Avatar Aang, the only person who can stop it, into an iceberg and set aside for one hundred years. Release the Avatar, add one colorful band of allies trying to help him save the world, one Fire Nation trying to stop him from saving the world, mix well and you have Avatar: The Last Airbender.
One of Aang's aforementioned colorful allies is Katara who, during an argument with her brother Sokka, accidentally frees Aang from his icy prison and promptly devotes herself to helping his cause, becoming his close friend and waterbending teacher. She is generally mature, insightful, responsible and kind-hearted, with a maternal streak a mile wide and excellent leadership skills. However, Katara can be bossy, headstrong to a fault and possessed of a temper that often leads to destructive waterbending displays. She abhors injustice and is very idealistic. Needless to say, those traits have a habit of getting her into trouble, and there are no lengths she won't go to in the name of her waterbending. Over the course of the series, Katara substantially develops her abilities and becomes a master waterbender who can heal as well as attack.
Note: Katara is being apped from after the episode Lake Laogai but before the episode The Earth King.
Sample Post: Why does Sokka always pick the worst times to be an over-protective brother? Just because it's got a few stains on it, and just because they smell like dead zebra seal, and just because it looks like something has been chewing on the paper right here does not mean there's anything suspicious about this poster! When an opportunity like this one literally hits you right in the face, I'm sure not going to turn it down, especially not when it's advertising "An experience like no other! For the first time ever, study a waterbending style so secret, I dare you to find anyone who's heard of it! So challenging, no living soul has mastered it!"
So here I am at Mistress Sayre's Academy for the Zombie Swamp Style of waterbending! I just have to find the academy, and I'll be on my way to improving my bending and teaching Aang some new moves. Take that, Mister My-Instincts-Are-Always-Right! This is going to be so great!
Okay, could the map on this poster be any more vague? "Nestled in the heart of the scenic Louisiana swampland, the academy is totally surrounded by swamp", does not make for good directions! I can see why this place has stayed safe from the Fire Nation, though. If the size of it doesn't discourage an invading army, the smell sure will do the trick. At least one of my lessons is called How to Bend Under Extremely Odoriferous Conditions While Being Accosted By The Enemy in Every Way Imaginable 101, so I should have the advantage the next time I go up against a--sign? I must be on the right track!
Let's see...SECRET VOLCANO BASE THIS WAY. BEWARE OF LASER DRAGON. Volcano base? Laser Dragon?! I take that back, I'm not on the right track at all! I've got to stay calm. There has to be another reason for these signs besides, "this swamp belongs to the Fire Nation and I walked into a trap". Like, "the Fire Nation invaded the swamp and now the academy's in danger!" That's not much better, but it's probably what happened! And it doesn't involve Sokka's instincts being right. Does the Fire Nation ever stop?! You'd think it would be a swamp the size of a small country, that smells like a small country with a sewage problem would be safe from them, but no! They have to come in here with their destruction, and their dragons, and their...their...fire! Oh, this is so infuriating!!
What was that sound? Is someone there? Please don't let it be the laser dragon...Wait, you aren't laser dragons! You guys must be what's left of the academy's students! It's great that we've found each other; my name is Katara and I'm a waterbender, too! You know, if we weren't all on the same side, I'd be pretty scared of you. Those are some great disguises you're wearing. They blend right in with the swamp, and that moaning is so creepy! I bet the Fire Nation soldiers wouldn't know what hit them if you staged an uprising. You've had the training, and we're surrounded by our natural element! I think we have more than a good chance of reclaiming the volcano base, who's with me?
Together, we'll show Mistress Sayre proud by accosting those firebenders!
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Character Name: Haine Rammsteiner
Series: Dogs
Age: Not revealed in canon, but around 20-21
Canon: Dogs depicts a post-apocalyptic world where gangs and mob families control much of the streets and people struggle to maintain their way of life without being shot at in the process. The story is told through the eyes of four individuals as they try to find meaning in their present lives and atone for often bloody pasts.
Haine Rammsteiner is one of the four, and clearly has the most serious case of emo out of all of them. He had a pretty messed-up childhood as a laboratory guinea pig, which is pretty much the cause for all his current angst in the present. Now, he works as a gun-for-hire with his life partner Badou while searching for retribution from his past.
Haine isn’t afraid to speak up and deliver snark when he’s talking to an idiot, and can sound very cocky when dealing with people, especially opponents. He’s the type that would keep to himself unless provoked, but when he is… you don’t want to be on the receiving end of his rage. You really don’t.
Sample Post:
This is all your fault, Badou. You do recall me saying no to this job, right? In fact, my exact words were ‘You can handle it yourself. I’m going home.’ I don’t quite know exactly how you managed to drag me here before vanishing from my sight, but I’m pretty sure that this place isn’t what I’d normally call home. I have never seen this much green in my entire life. That includes the moldy stuff that’s all over this place: the walls, the floor, the ceiling… on people’s bodies. Yes, I’m talking about you, Mr. I’m-too-good-for-a-bar-of-soap. Guess the farther people are from civilization, the less concerned they are about hygiene, is that it? Because that really could lead to a bad infection and amputation and… your arm just fell off. There you go. What did I tell you? I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe you should go see a doctor for that.
Anyway, this job seems to be a complete waste of time, looking at what we’re contracted to do. Go and recover young men’s innocence from Marcy? I’m pretty sure once you lose your innocence, there’s no turning back. But while we’re on the subject of recovering items that seem to be metaphors of something else, I might as well go ahead and find someone’s lost childhood and that fella’s missing bottle of happiness. There, an adolescent turtle from an old TV show and a bottle of Viagra. That work well enough?
All joking aside, I’d like to make this ‘recovering innocence’ business relatively quick and painless. Someone point out Marcy so I can just be on my way? I’m not even sure how I ended up here and I’d rather just head home, thank you very much. Down by the lake? Where the shoutaloupes grow? Then it’s back to my home after we finish this inane job.
I see the lake and… huh. So that’s Marcy.
Well, fuck. Don’t tell me Marcy stands for “Multiple Armed Raping Creature, Yes?” That thing wasn’t in the job description at all! Okay so maybe she was mentioned, but shut up, I’m not talking specifics here. But if you think that’s going to deter me, then you’re wrong. I’m going to need a volunteer to distract the she-tentacles with that so-called ‘innocence’. I’ll take her on from behind.
Poll Vote!
Character: Badou
Series: DOGS
Character Age: Around 20 (mod permission given)
Canon: It's hard living in a crazy dystopian future where genetic engineering has gone wild, violence runs rampant, and you can't take ten steps without running into a disgruntled member of one mafia faction or another. Well, at least it's hard if you're Badou.
See, Badou is a private investigator-slash-mercenary with a streak of bad luck several miles wide, and a heavy dose of cowardice to match. And while he may spend most of his time sneaking around the bad parts of town and taking pictures of "scandalous behaviour" to sell at high prices, he's a laid-back, casual kind of guy (read: lazy and frequently late) who'd rather be sitting around chain-smoking and watching movies than getting caught up in all the chaos. He's also all sorts of immature and seems to think that yelling (sometimes in anger, mostly in terror) is the appropriate response to everything from being shot at to being mildly offended. So it's a real pity for him that his partner Haine has the tendency to get the both of them into trouble, because really, man, all Badou wants is love and peace. And money.
...and cigarettes. He really needs those cigarettes. You don't want to see what happens when he doesn't get them.
Sample Post:
It'll be an easy job, he says. Easy money, he says! Well SCREW YOU, HAINE! This is what they call non-consensual, you see?! I did not consent to be here! Not even in the slightest! If he blames me for this, DON'T BELIEVE HIM! He's a liar! Lying liar who liiiiiieeees!
. . .er. But, uh, hey. Maybe I should backtrack a bit and introduce myself. I'm Badou, aka Eyepatch, aka Hey There You Bastard Stop Running, and as of this moment, aka The Biggest Sucker This Side Of The Buon Viaggio, and I've got a job to do here--we've got a job to do here, actually, but my partner's not exactly down with that whole "teamwork" thing. And to backtrack my backtracking a little, I'm an intelligence agency: sneaking, taking pictures, occassionally rescuing kittens from tall ledges, and getting shot at... all part of the job. And that third one's part of it a hell of a lot more than I would like it to be, but that really isn't my fault.
Speaking of things not my fault, I sort of stumbled onto a little bit of a situation back there, if you know what I mean! Accidentally found myself in some sort of field and saw something pretty gross. I mean, there in broad daylight was a sight to make your eyes sore; two of them big monkeys doing unmentionable things to each other in broad daylight--whips were involved, if you absolutely got to know. I barely had time to take a picture before they were on my tail, and maaan, they were pretty fast. Never underestimate the land-speed velocity of an unladen primate. I managed to get away, but they spooked me something fierce. Stole my smokes, too. . .
But it looks like I'm in the clear now! And the air here is nice and fresh and everything is so green and calm and. . . and. . .
--ZOMBIES?! Geez, man, I can take gangsters, I can take the damn mafia. . . but the walking, oozing, falling apart undead? Fuck that noise, I didn't sign up to be in no Romero movie. Geez, just look at 'em go, shuffling around like that, enough to give anyone the creeps. . . huh. Kind of sad, actually. And really, who am I to judge what someone's lifestyle or level of decomposition is? Damn, I need a smoke. So, any of you fine, upstanding (kind of) gentlemen got a cigarette? Geez. . . don't you guys speak English. . . Sigaretta? Cigarillo? Ciggy? Fag?
. . .yeah, that's not quite what I meant with that last one. If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in that bush.
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Character: Mac
Series: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Character Age: 8
Canon: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends takes in all imaginary friends, even the one that smells like the tuna fish sandwich you left in your desk for a week. After someone out-grows their imaginary friend, they're left at Foster's to be adopted by another kid. Mac leaves Bloo there because of troubles at home with the promise to visit him everyday so he can't go up for adoption. With this deal, Mac becomes a frequent visitor to the home makings friends with all of imaginary friends inside, and going on crazy adventures...or keeping Bloo from starting one.
Mac isn't your typical kid. He is selfless and helpful to a fault as well as being very clever for his age. Which isn't to say he's not a kid, Mac still likes to crack jokes, goof off, and play a game of catch with everyone. He's a follower, not a leader, but if something rubs him wrong, then he'll stand up and say something. Mac has a strong sense of morals. He usually has to keep an eye on Bloo to keep him out of trouble, who can get on Mac's nerves at times, but they'll be high-fiving each other and laughing about it later. Mac has a weird quirk where if he gets a taste of something sweet (or sugar specifically), he'll go crazy. But what's a little swinging naked on the chandelier between friends?
Sample App:
What camp says Welcome! Today is sunny with no chance of escape! at the entrance? Or that they don't have Mac support here? I'm standing up just fine! And giving out shotguns is not cool. You have to have a license for those things, and one made out of leaves for Macho Macho Man Eastwood doesn't count either, Bloo.
You know, Bloo, you should really read the fine print before you steal the bus and say we're going to some a magical land of joy and joyness. They don't have an amusement park with fifty story high coasters and an aquarium with man-eating giant squids. It says here they just have the normal stuff like canoe races and hiking outdoors. Come on, we should head back to Foster's before Frankie finds the bus gone, Bloo. ...Bloo?
Great. He probably wandered off to go find out about the canoe races and if he could put an engine on one...and he took all of the food too. But something about this place is pretty fishy, and it's not that sardine smell in the air. We haven't run into anyone since we came here, weird. --Oh, hey! Hey there!
I was just saying to myself that I didn't think there was anyone here. I didn't know that this was a camp for imaginary friends too! R-Really funny smelling friends. Guess that explains the sardine smell. But you guys seem really friendly! You shouldn't be out here all by yourself though. Here, we can find Bloo together and then you can come back to Foster's with us! It's lots of fun, and you can live in a nice, warm house and not out in this swamp.
Hey, thanks for the compliments, but you don't have to call me Brains. I'm Mac! And I'll call you Charlie, okay? Aw, you don't have to give me anything. I'm happy to help! No, really, don't sweat it. --Okay, if you want to share that much I guess I can have some. Thanks, Charlie! You should keep some for yourself. I don't want to take all of it! This tastes kind of grainy though. What's in this biscuit anyway? It doesn't taste like jelly. A wrapper? S-Splenda?
It's okay! It's fake sugar. You had me worried for a second there! My mom doesn't let me have sugar. --No, I don't need the real stuff. You can put me down, it's fine! Really! We don't need to go to C-C-Candy Mountain, Charlie.
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Character: Blooregard Q. Kazoo (Bloo)
Series: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Character Age: 5
Canon:
In the world of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, imaginary friends come into existence when a child imagines them. But when children outgrow their friends and they're not wanted anymore, where do they go? Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is a home where they are welcomed, and will put up to be adopted by other children. The series centers around Bloo and Mac (an imaginary friend and the kid who imagined him, respectively), along with the Foster's residents. Due to special circumstances, Bloo lives there, but is not being put up for adoption as long as Mac visits him after school every day.
Bloo looks like this. Kind of like a Pac-man ghost, or maybe... well, I'm sure your imagination could take you there. Bloo is hilarious, amazing, determined, self-confident, knows how to have fun, has a talent for getting what he wants, honest, curious, and knows how people tick. That's in his words. Perhaps more accurately, Bloo is mean, has delusions about himself, is stubborn, cocky, destructive, annoying, insensitive, a busybody and manipulative. Though he's got a really a short attention span, he's excitable and once he has his mind set on something, Bloo'll do anything to get it. Even if you're his best friend Mac, he'd attempt to manipulate you, and boss you around when he has the upper hand. However, deep, deep down, Bloo actually does care about his friends. He ultimately doesn't mean any harm, but often creates trouble for everyone, whether on purpose or accidentally. Fun times!
(Note: Frankie and Herriman are the person and imaginary friend that maintain order in the home. 8D)
Sample Post:
So whose bright idea was it to go to summer camp? I could be back at Foster's, eating popcorn, watching TV, staining the couch and having a ball of a time as usual, but no~, you decide it'll be fun to go to summer camp. What are we doing out here? You owe me a new paddle-ball for this. Mac, are you even listening to me? Don't you remember the last time we tried something campy? And don't get started about how this and that was my fault, because admit it, hiking is boooring. You can't blame me for wanting to--
Man, no more chips? Mac, throw this away for me. Mac? You're not Mac. So! Another imaginary friend who ended up having to go to summer camp? I feel ya. And for that, you can go throw this away for me. Here. Ewww, do you have to do that? It's kind of nasty, but I gotta say it's also pretty impressive. It's like the kid who imagined you really met zombies! Oh heeeey, there's even a whole bunch of you. Aha, I know what this is! I've attracted an adoring crowd, uh huh uh huh. Nooot quite the type of fans I was expecting to attract, but I can't push you guys away, right? You can't help not being as wonderful as me. Quality over quantity, as they say. Yes, bow down to my supreme, funny, amazing-- Ugh, stop that. So you can't control wetting yourself after meeting me, but keep your goo to yourself. And your hands. Off. Off! ... I didn't actually that way, but yes, thank you so very much.
... Oh wow, I could get used to this attention. Camping's kind of great! Hmm, maybe I could bring you guys back with me to Foster's. You guys could do my chores for me! Frankie's gonna have a lot of fun doing paperwork for your adoption blahdeblah and cleaning up your junk though. But heeeyyyy, that's not my problem. C'mon guys, let's go find Mac and get back. What do you mean I can't get back? Nonsense. They'll miss me and come looking for--
Ooo, a hole. "Put it in." ... Put what in? Hang on, there's a second sign underneath the first. "Okay, fine. KEEP OUT OF THE HOLE." ... Keep out? KEEP OUT?! I wonder what's in it I wonder what's in it I wonder what's in it! And there's nothing to stop me! No Frankie, no Herriman, not even Mac's here to stop me-- AAANNND THE WONDERFUL AND AMAZING BLOO thank you thank you TAKES AN AMAZING DARING LEAP INTO THE DEEP UNKNOWN ABYSSSS
... hey wait. I. I got stuck. Urghhh unnnf! Some help would be appreciated, hello! The great and almighty Bloo doesn't go here!
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Character: Kagura Sohma (Wikipedia)
Series: Fruits Basket
Character Age: Around 18.
Canon: Fruits Basket is the touching story of a cursed
family who turns into the Chinese zodiac animals when they're hugged
by the opposite sex and the happy house-keeping girl who tops them
all. In this story of emo kids, cheerful people with secret emo
pasts, and bastards who sleep with other people's moms, it's important
to have a normal character. Luckily, that character is not Kagura.
Kagura is the boar in the family. Sweet and thoughtful, on first
glance she appears to be an upstanding young lady. Unfortunately, she
has something of a split personality and occasionally becomes loud,
violent, and disapproving in her cousin Kyou's general direction, but
it's out of love. Unfortunately, this love is not only loud and
violent, but also super-strong, so that even Kyou's trained kung-fu is
powerless against it.
Because she and Kyou are both from the zodiac, they can embrace
without triggering their curse, so when they were young Kagura
logically decided they should get married, and threatened Kyou with a
knife until he agreed. Aside from her outbursts, however, she remains
a well-meaning and kind girl who doesn't notice that she is
occasionally absolutely terrifying.
Sample Post:
Aah, excuse me...
You see, I came because I heard that Sohma Kyou was staying here now,
and having been very close friends with him since childhood I wanted
to encourage him to do his best and check on him. Even if he has
Tohru to take care of him now . . .
But you know? It's a little embarrassing to say but I think I might
have broken something on my way in. I didn't mean to! It was, ah, a
little unexpected . . . I was going through the woods, you know? It
was all full of animals I'd never seen, and one of them was an
adorable cat. I'd never seen another cat like that before! It was
just the color of my backpack--see, isn't it cute? But this cat was
much bigger! And I wanted to take it home and LOVE IT AND TAKE
CARE OF IT.
So I was running after it! And something very big and purple came and
tried to stop me. I think it thought I couldn't take care of a
kitten, which was very rude! I AM VERY LOVING AND NURTURING.
So I apologize very much but I might have thrown it into several of
your very lovely trees. I didn't realize how unstable they were! And
only when I went over to check on the trees did I see the purple
something was a gorilla! I've never seen one that color before.
Could it perhaps be an endangered species . . . ?
And then, well. I don't like to say that one thing led to another,
but under the gorilla I saw a group of squirrels, trapped and scared.
I didn't mean for that to happen at all! Not only that, they must
have been very rare squirrels. They had tiny notepads and pencils and
they looked very sad . . . So I immediately threw the gorilla off them
again and checked if they were all right. As I was helping them I saw
the notepads had very inappropriate drawings that looked like the
covers of Shigure's novels, but with fewer clothes and more . . .
well! Then one of them bit me and I think I got a little ANGRY,
BECAUSE I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL TO POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMALS,
EXCEPT THEY WERE NOT DEFENSELESS AND OBVIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA HOW
TO TREAT A LADY.
But! I know I haven't made the best first impression here by damaging
your very rare trees and gorilla and talented-but-rude squirrels, but
if you would still be willing to tell me where Sohma Kyou is I would
be very grateful.
It's been a long time and I want to SHOW HIM MY AFFECTION.
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Character: Ko Yongha
Series: Hikaru no Go (Manga only)
Character Age: 16
Canon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a world of intensity! A world of gay! A world of go! Where audiences ooh and aah over the click of the stones and players make go-faces so intense you'll wonder at why they don't have ulcers by age 18! I speak of none other than the mystical Hikaru no Go! The series focuses on Shindou Hikaru and Touya Akira, bitter love rivals in the game of Go. No one dares to stand between their heart-wrenching games. That is, until they enter the Hokuto Cup.
Enter Ko Yongha, a Korean pro with snark, smirk, ego, and a rapist face that'd put Yagami Light to shame. Of course, Ko Yongha's ego does not come without some justification. He's an excellent Go player, and is more than willing to lay on the insults just to get one Shindou Hikaru riled up before a game. He'll relax around his good friends, joking and laughing, but when it's time for a game, his ego shines through with outrageous claims that he's even better than Honinbo Shuusaku, the greatest Go player ever.
Sample Post:
Heh, this situation just seems to get more interesting by the moment. When I received notice that I had been invited to a convention by the American Go Association I hardly expected a van to arrive as my transportation. However, my escort seemed quite insistent that the internet instructions he found were entirely reliable. Apparently once you show a man driving directions from Berlin to New York he thinks himself capable of driving from Seoul to Louisiana. I would have argued, but he seemed quite convinced of the resilience of his white van. Plus the look he gave me was quite…encouraging. Though the comments he murmured, something about 'rapist in training' seemed a bit bizarre. Hah, the Americans certainly do hire interesting people.
Having arrived now, I must say, I had more faith in the American Go Association. In Korea these events require careful planning and execution. It's appalling to think that America has such a lack of respect for the game that they think a swamp to be a fitting location for a Go tournament. One cannot calmly place stones when distracted by the moans and groans of poorly paid actors pretending to be undead.
Their treatment of their foreign guests is even more insulting. I am a Korean professional and my translator? A gorilla. I'm hardly one to question equal opportunity employment, but I believe that this simian's skills are somewhat lacking. The shocked stares and uneasy reactions my fellows have been giving my nametag should be more than an indication of that.
Hm? What's that? Talking toucans! Really, if they devoted as much to their special effects as they did to their Go playing, someone might actually take this silly nation seriously! A pleasure to meet you, Toucan-san, I trust you're slightly more competent than my apish translator and stubborn escort. Perhaps you might be able to explain the secret of my mysterious nametag.
What's that you say? Hah! We don't even need translators here, is that so? I see you've played me for a fool, Gorilla-san. Well, let's see what they've written on it. How amusing! You've got quite a morbid sense of humor on you, don't you my good gorilla friend? Very well then, if that's you want it to be, let's see where this little game takes us. Greetings, members of Camp Fuck You Die. As the nametag tells you, my name is Ko Yongha and I have come to have sex with your families.
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Character: Kirisawa Fuuko
Series: Flame of Recca
Character Age: 16
Canon: Becoming a ninja was nothing but a childhood dream for Hanabishi Recca, until a fateful encounter with a few twisted villains and a woman claiming to be his mother reveal that his dream is actually very much reality. He learns that he is a descendant of the ancient Hokage ninja tribe, and that his ability to control fire was inherited from them. Recca begins to master his fire abilities in order to protect his “princess,” a girl named Sakoshita Yanagi, from the many people that seek to kidnap or outright harm her.
Kirisawa Fuuko, in addition to being one of Recca’s closest friends, is a powerful ally. Sporting a bust size of 87cm, incredible agility, strength, and the ability to shed about 10 times more blood than humanly possible and not lose consciousness, Fuuko is a bit of a shoujo retard.
However, once you get past her tomboyish exterior, Fuuko has a heart of gold, even if she isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. At times, she can be a little oblivious and kind of an airhead. She acts on impulse, almost never worrying about the consequences and rushing into situations that even Recca or the main character of any other shounen manga would be a little hesitant towards. Despite this, she genuinely means well with anything she does and is eager to make friends with just about anyone. Fuuko mostly comes off as being energetic, outgoing, and fun-loving, with a dash of sarcasm.
Sample Post:
Well~! The sun is... not really shining, the plants are... dying, and those squirrels are making obscene gestures at me. Some place you've got here, huh? All the signs say "the happiest place on earth - no, really!" but if you ask me, it looks like you guys bought the scenery from one of those random cheapskate stores. I bet it was originally 50% off but no one would buy it so they had to resort to "take it or the fat kid by the Slushie machine gets shot." Whoa, that’s not happy at all!
Hmm, I have a couple of questions for you people! First being "how did I even get here" because seriously, I wasn't even trying to come anywhere near Louisiana. I guess I should've known that I went just a little too far when I heard the banjo music and some crocodiles started chasing me. Yeah, uh, about those cabins back there that I kind of destroyed while taking down the crocodiles? I'll fix 'em, I swear! Just gotta put it out there, though, you guys miiight want to consider doing a quick head-count to make sure that none of your campers ran off or got maimed during my epic battle with the crocodiles.
Oh, also. Second question! How high is the budget for the wildlife around here? One dollar, or something? Like I said, this place just looks so cheap. No offense, but Fuuko speaks only the truth! The zombies around here are especially low-quality. I do have to say that they're pretty friendly, though! I've got a whole herd of the things following me, see? I've been calling them my entourage for now, buuut I have been putting some thought into giving them all real names. Can't just keep saying "you there, with the leaky head" or "hey, Mr. funny-shaped chest tumor," after all! So, that one over there, the one that most of the other zombies are crowding around and pledging undying loyalty to, his name is Napoleon because he’s a little on the short side. Oh, and that tall one over there, his name's Michael Jor-
-OW!! Oh, sure, Napoleon. Feel free to betray my trust and organize a zombie rebellion. Of course, I probably taste amazing, just like prime-quality veal cutlets, but that’s no reason to eat me.
...What? No, that does not mean I’ll taste even better with a side of soup or salad, so stop looking at me like that.
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Character: Katara
Series: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Character Age: 14
Canon: Take four nations based on each of the four elements. Add one war. Place Avatar Aang, the only person who can stop it, into an iceberg and set aside for one hundred years. Release the Avatar, add one colorful band of allies trying to help him save the world, one Fire Nation trying to stop him from saving the world, mix well and you have Avatar: The Last Airbender.
One of Aang's aforementioned colorful allies is Katara who, during an argument with her brother Sokka, accidentally frees Aang from his icy prison and promptly devotes herself to helping his cause, becoming his close friend and waterbending teacher. She is generally mature, insightful, responsible and kind-hearted, with a maternal streak a mile wide and excellent leadership skills. However, Katara can be bossy, headstrong to a fault and possessed of a temper that often leads to destructive waterbending displays. She abhors injustice and is very idealistic. Needless to say, those traits have a habit of getting her into trouble, and there are no lengths she won't go to in the name of her waterbending. Over the course of the series, Katara substantially develops her abilities and becomes a master waterbender who can heal as well as attack.
Note: Katara is being apped from after the episode Lake Laogai but before the episode The Earth King.
Sample Post: Why does Sokka always pick the worst times to be an over-protective brother? Just because it's got a few stains on it, and just because they smell like dead zebra seal, and just because it looks like something has been chewing on the paper right here does not mean there's anything suspicious about this poster! When an opportunity like this one literally hits you right in the face, I'm sure not going to turn it down, especially not when it's advertising "An experience like no other! For the first time ever, study a waterbending style so secret, I dare you to find anyone who's heard of it! So challenging, no living soul has mastered it!"
So here I am at Mistress Sayre's Academy for the Zombie Swamp Style of waterbending! I just have to find the academy, and I'll be on my way to improving my bending and teaching Aang some new moves. Take that, Mister My-Instincts-Are-Always-Right! This is going to be so great!
Okay, could the map on this poster be any more vague? "Nestled in the heart of the scenic Louisiana swampland, the academy is totally surrounded by swamp", does not make for good directions! I can see why this place has stayed safe from the Fire Nation, though. If the size of it doesn't discourage an invading army, the smell sure will do the trick. At least one of my lessons is called How to Bend Under Extremely Odoriferous Conditions While Being Accosted By The Enemy in Every Way Imaginable 101, so I should have the advantage the next time I go up against a--sign? I must be on the right track!
Let's see...SECRET VOLCANO BASE THIS WAY. BEWARE OF LASER DRAGON. Volcano base? Laser Dragon?! I take that back, I'm not on the right track at all! I've got to stay calm. There has to be another reason for these signs besides, "this swamp belongs to the Fire Nation and I walked into a trap". Like, "the Fire Nation invaded the swamp and now the academy's in danger!" That's not much better, but it's probably what happened! And it doesn't involve Sokka's instincts being right. Does the Fire Nation ever stop?! You'd think it would be a swamp the size of a small country, that smells like a small country with a sewage problem would be safe from them, but no! They have to come in here with their destruction, and their dragons, and their...their...fire! Oh, this is so infuriating!!
What was that sound? Is someone there? Please don't let it be the laser dragon...Wait, you aren't laser dragons! You guys must be what's left of the academy's students! It's great that we've found each other; my name is Katara and I'm a waterbender, too! You know, if we weren't all on the same side, I'd be pretty scared of you. Those are some great disguises you're wearing. They blend right in with the swamp, and that moaning is so creepy! I bet the Fire Nation soldiers wouldn't know what hit them if you staged an uprising. You've had the training, and we're surrounded by our natural element! I think we have more than a good chance of reclaiming the volcano base, who's with me?
Together, we'll show Mistress Sayre proud by accosting those firebenders!
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Character Name: Haine Rammsteiner
Series: Dogs
Age: Not revealed in canon, but around 20-21
Canon: Dogs depicts a post-apocalyptic world where gangs and mob families control much of the streets and people struggle to maintain their way of life without being shot at in the process. The story is told through the eyes of four individuals as they try to find meaning in their present lives and atone for often bloody pasts.
Haine Rammsteiner is one of the four, and clearly has the most serious case of emo out of all of them. He had a pretty messed-up childhood as a laboratory guinea pig, which is pretty much the cause for all his current angst in the present. Now, he works as a gun-for-hire with his life partner Badou while searching for retribution from his past.
Haine isn’t afraid to speak up and deliver snark when he’s talking to an idiot, and can sound very cocky when dealing with people, especially opponents. He’s the type that would keep to himself unless provoked, but when he is… you don’t want to be on the receiving end of his rage. You really don’t.
Sample Post:
This is all your fault, Badou. You do recall me saying no to this job, right? In fact, my exact words were ‘You can handle it yourself. I’m going home.’ I don’t quite know exactly how you managed to drag me here before vanishing from my sight, but I’m pretty sure that this place isn’t what I’d normally call home. I have never seen this much green in my entire life. That includes the moldy stuff that’s all over this place: the walls, the floor, the ceiling… on people’s bodies. Yes, I’m talking about you, Mr. I’m-too-good-for-a-bar-of-soap. Guess the farther people are from civilization, the less concerned they are about hygiene, is that it? Because that really could lead to a bad infection and amputation and… your arm just fell off. There you go. What did I tell you? I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe you should go see a doctor for that.
Anyway, this job seems to be a complete waste of time, looking at what we’re contracted to do. Go and recover young men’s innocence from Marcy? I’m pretty sure once you lose your innocence, there’s no turning back. But while we’re on the subject of recovering items that seem to be metaphors of something else, I might as well go ahead and find someone’s lost childhood and that fella’s missing bottle of happiness. There, an adolescent turtle from an old TV show and a bottle of Viagra. That work well enough?
All joking aside, I’d like to make this ‘recovering innocence’ business relatively quick and painless. Someone point out Marcy so I can just be on my way? I’m not even sure how I ended up here and I’d rather just head home, thank you very much. Down by the lake? Where the shoutaloupes grow? Then it’s back to my home after we finish this inane job.
I see the lake and… huh. So that’s Marcy.
Well, fuck. Don’t tell me Marcy stands for “Multiple Armed Raping Creature, Yes?” That thing wasn’t in the job description at all! Okay so maybe she was mentioned, but shut up, I’m not talking specifics here. But if you think that’s going to deter me, then you’re wrong. I’m going to need a volunteer to distract the she-tentacles with that so-called ‘innocence’. I’ll take her on from behind.
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Character: Badou
Series: DOGS
Character Age: Around 20 (mod permission given)
Canon: It's hard living in a crazy dystopian future where genetic engineering has gone wild, violence runs rampant, and you can't take ten steps without running into a disgruntled member of one mafia faction or another. Well, at least it's hard if you're Badou.
See, Badou is a private investigator-slash-mercenary with a streak of bad luck several miles wide, and a heavy dose of cowardice to match. And while he may spend most of his time sneaking around the bad parts of town and taking pictures of "scandalous behaviour" to sell at high prices, he's a laid-back, casual kind of guy (read: lazy and frequently late) who'd rather be sitting around chain-smoking and watching movies than getting caught up in all the chaos. He's also all sorts of immature and seems to think that yelling (sometimes in anger, mostly in terror) is the appropriate response to everything from being shot at to being mildly offended. So it's a real pity for him that his partner Haine has the tendency to get the both of them into trouble, because really, man, all Badou wants is love and peace. And money.
...and cigarettes. He really needs those cigarettes. You don't want to see what happens when he doesn't get them.
Sample Post:
It'll be an easy job, he says. Easy money, he says! Well SCREW YOU, HAINE! This is what they call non-consensual, you see?! I did not consent to be here! Not even in the slightest! If he blames me for this, DON'T BELIEVE HIM! He's a liar! Lying liar who liiiiiieeees!
. . .er. But, uh, hey. Maybe I should backtrack a bit and introduce myself. I'm Badou, aka Eyepatch, aka Hey There You Bastard Stop Running, and as of this moment, aka The Biggest Sucker This Side Of The Buon Viaggio, and I've got a job to do here--we've got a job to do here, actually, but my partner's not exactly down with that whole "teamwork" thing. And to backtrack my backtracking a little, I'm an intelligence agency: sneaking, taking pictures, occassionally rescuing kittens from tall ledges, and getting shot at... all part of the job. And that third one's part of it a hell of a lot more than I would like it to be, but that really isn't my fault.
Speaking of things not my fault, I sort of stumbled onto a little bit of a situation back there, if you know what I mean! Accidentally found myself in some sort of field and saw something pretty gross. I mean, there in broad daylight was a sight to make your eyes sore; two of them big monkeys doing unmentionable things to each other in broad daylight--whips were involved, if you absolutely got to know. I barely had time to take a picture before they were on my tail, and maaan, they were pretty fast. Never underestimate the land-speed velocity of an unladen primate. I managed to get away, but they spooked me something fierce. Stole my smokes, too. . .
But it looks like I'm in the clear now! And the air here is nice and fresh and everything is so green and calm and. . . and. . .
--ZOMBIES?! Geez, man, I can take gangsters, I can take the damn mafia. . . but the walking, oozing, falling apart undead? Fuck that noise, I didn't sign up to be in no Romero movie. Geez, just look at 'em go, shuffling around like that, enough to give anyone the creeps. . . huh. Kind of sad, actually. And really, who am I to judge what someone's lifestyle or level of decomposition is? Damn, I need a smoke. So, any of you fine, upstanding (kind of) gentlemen got a cigarette? Geez. . . don't you guys speak English. . . Sigaretta? Cigarillo? Ciggy? Fag?
. . .yeah, that's not quite what I meant with that last one. If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in that bush.
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Character: Mac
Series: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Character Age: 8
Canon: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends takes in all imaginary friends, even the one that smells like the tuna fish sandwich you left in your desk for a week. After someone out-grows their imaginary friend, they're left at Foster's to be adopted by another kid. Mac leaves Bloo there because of troubles at home with the promise to visit him everyday so he can't go up for adoption. With this deal, Mac becomes a frequent visitor to the home makings friends with all of imaginary friends inside, and going on crazy adventures...or keeping Bloo from starting one.
Mac isn't your typical kid. He is selfless and helpful to a fault as well as being very clever for his age. Which isn't to say he's not a kid, Mac still likes to crack jokes, goof off, and play a game of catch with everyone. He's a follower, not a leader, but if something rubs him wrong, then he'll stand up and say something. Mac has a strong sense of morals. He usually has to keep an eye on Bloo to keep him out of trouble, who can get on Mac's nerves at times, but they'll be high-fiving each other and laughing about it later. Mac has a weird quirk where if he gets a taste of something sweet (or sugar specifically), he'll go crazy. But what's a little swinging naked on the chandelier between friends?
Sample App:
What camp says Welcome! Today is sunny with no chance of escape! at the entrance? Or that they don't have Mac support here? I'm standing up just fine! And giving out shotguns is not cool. You have to have a license for those things, and one made out of leaves for Macho Macho Man Eastwood doesn't count either, Bloo.
You know, Bloo, you should really read the fine print before you steal the bus and say we're going to some a magical land of joy and joyness. They don't have an amusement park with fifty story high coasters and an aquarium with man-eating giant squids. It says here they just have the normal stuff like canoe races and hiking outdoors. Come on, we should head back to Foster's before Frankie finds the bus gone, Bloo. ...Bloo?
Great. He probably wandered off to go find out about the canoe races and if he could put an engine on one...and he took all of the food too. But something about this place is pretty fishy, and it's not that sardine smell in the air. We haven't run into anyone since we came here, weird. --Oh, hey! Hey there!
I was just saying to myself that I didn't think there was anyone here. I didn't know that this was a camp for imaginary friends too! R-Really funny smelling friends. Guess that explains the sardine smell. But you guys seem really friendly! You shouldn't be out here all by yourself though. Here, we can find Bloo together and then you can come back to Foster's with us! It's lots of fun, and you can live in a nice, warm house and not out in this swamp.
Hey, thanks for the compliments, but you don't have to call me Brains. I'm Mac! And I'll call you Charlie, okay? Aw, you don't have to give me anything. I'm happy to help! No, really, don't sweat it. --Okay, if you want to share that much I guess I can have some. Thanks, Charlie! You should keep some for yourself. I don't want to take all of it! This tastes kind of grainy though. What's in this biscuit anyway? It doesn't taste like jelly. A wrapper? S-Splenda?
It's okay! It's fake sugar. You had me worried for a second there! My mom doesn't let me have sugar. --No, I don't need the real stuff. You can put me down, it's fine! Really! We don't need to go to C-C-Candy Mountain, Charlie.
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Character: Blooregard Q. Kazoo (Bloo)
Series: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Character Age: 5
Canon:
In the world of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, imaginary friends come into existence when a child imagines them. But when children outgrow their friends and they're not wanted anymore, where do they go? Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is a home where they are welcomed, and will put up to be adopted by other children. The series centers around Bloo and Mac (an imaginary friend and the kid who imagined him, respectively), along with the Foster's residents. Due to special circumstances, Bloo lives there, but is not being put up for adoption as long as Mac visits him after school every day.
Bloo looks like this. Kind of like a Pac-man ghost, or maybe... well, I'm sure your imagination could take you there. Bloo is hilarious, amazing, determined, self-confident, knows how to have fun, has a talent for getting what he wants, honest, curious, and knows how people tick. That's in his words. Perhaps more accurately, Bloo is mean, has delusions about himself, is stubborn, cocky, destructive, annoying, insensitive, a busybody and manipulative. Though he's got a really a short attention span, he's excitable and once he has his mind set on something, Bloo'll do anything to get it. Even if you're his best friend Mac, he'd attempt to manipulate you, and boss you around when he has the upper hand. However, deep, deep down, Bloo actually does care about his friends. He ultimately doesn't mean any harm, but often creates trouble for everyone, whether on purpose or accidentally. Fun times!
(Note: Frankie and Herriman are the person and imaginary friend that maintain order in the home. 8D)
Sample Post:
So whose bright idea was it to go to summer camp? I could be back at Foster's, eating popcorn, watching TV, staining the couch and having a ball of a time as usual, but no~, you decide it'll be fun to go to summer camp. What are we doing out here? You owe me a new paddle-ball for this. Mac, are you even listening to me? Don't you remember the last time we tried something campy? And don't get started about how this and that was my fault, because admit it, hiking is boooring. You can't blame me for wanting to--
Man, no more chips? Mac, throw this away for me. Mac? You're not Mac. So! Another imaginary friend who ended up having to go to summer camp? I feel ya. And for that, you can go throw this away for me. Here. Ewww, do you have to do that? It's kind of nasty, but I gotta say it's also pretty impressive. It's like the kid who imagined you really met zombies! Oh heeeey, there's even a whole bunch of you. Aha, I know what this is! I've attracted an adoring crowd, uh huh uh huh. Nooot quite the type of fans I was expecting to attract, but I can't push you guys away, right? You can't help not being as wonderful as me. Quality over quantity, as they say. Yes, bow down to my supreme, funny, amazing-- Ugh, stop that. So you can't control wetting yourself after meeting me, but keep your goo to yourself. And your hands. Off. Off! ... I didn't actually that way, but yes, thank you so very much.
... Oh wow, I could get used to this attention. Camping's kind of great! Hmm, maybe I could bring you guys back with me to Foster's. You guys could do my chores for me! Frankie's gonna have a lot of fun doing paperwork for your adoption blahdeblah and cleaning up your junk though. But heeeyyyy, that's not my problem. C'mon guys, let's go find Mac and get back. What do you mean I can't get back? Nonsense. They'll miss me and come looking for--
Ooo, a hole. "Put it in." ... Put what in? Hang on, there's a second sign underneath the first. "Okay, fine. KEEP OUT OF THE HOLE." ... Keep out? KEEP OUT?! I wonder what's in it I wonder what's in it I wonder what's in it! And there's nothing to stop me! No Frankie, no Herriman, not even Mac's here to stop me-- AAANNND THE WONDERFUL AND AMAZING BLOO thank you thank you TAKES AN AMAZING DARING LEAP INTO THE DEEP UNKNOWN ABYSSSS
... hey wait. I. I got stuck. Urghhh unnnf! Some help would be appreciated, hello! The great and almighty Bloo doesn't go here!
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