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May 22, 2006 17:34

KH APPS WILL BE POSTED LATER TONIGHT because Box Woman is a very kind soul.

Remember!
- Applicants, respond anonymously.
- If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out.
- We had some issues with people sending in their apps way way early, SO I'M REMINDING HERE before I go and try to remember what the password to cfudscrapbook is: SEND APPS DURING THE RIGHT TIME, PLEASE. D:

VOTING CLOSED. Go away. >(



Character: Nakao Senri
Series: Hana-Kimi (also known as Hanazakari no Kimitachi e and For You in Full Blossom)
Character Age: 17
Canon: Hana-Kimi is a twenty-three volume manga series following the antics of an American girl who chose to go to an all-boys school in Japan in order to meet her favorite crush. The series quickly progresses into a high school love comedy filled with fascinating characters, ranging from the cross-dressing main character to an energetic soccer player to a psychic. Nakao would be the pretty character.

Nakao is a boy who has both great pride in his appearance and a determined willingness to flaunt his good looks. He was the school idol at the beginning of the series, and his appreciation for his looks is well documented throughout the series. He is also pushy, arrogant, adorable, and has an unrequited crush on Nanba Minami, the head of his dorm.

Sample Post:

Well, I see that this beauty camp doesn't stand up to its reputation. I thought the campers were supposed to be modeling students? Of course, being around ugly people will make me look more attractive in comparison, so I'll definitely be the best looking camper in the place. And I won't have to worry about acne--my skin is perfect! I look good, don't I?

I looked around a bit at the campground before sitting down to type all of this. There are some very interesting plants around here. Someone piled underwear all over one of the trees, and the tree I'm sitting under is completely covered in umbrellas. At least they are all extremely well balanced. I can think of a few classmates of mine that would want to do this, but I doubt any of them could successfully pull it off. Hopefully I won't have to share a room with the perpetrators.

Also I--

That umbrella is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Who would buy a paisley one with tassels? Who'd keep it? That's so tacky! Get it away from me! It just fell out of the tree. And it's moving towards me!

This prank is going too far. Who would rig a tree to drop ugly umbrellas on poor, unsuspecting beauties like myself?

...I don't need an umbrella hat! Why paisley? I'm supposed to look good! Get it off!!

At least it's keeping harmful UV rays off my skin.

Poll So?

Character: Nuriko
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Character Age: 18
Canon: Nuriko is considered the 'older brother' in the Suzaku seishi.
He's always there to support and cheer everyone else up, especially when things get
tough - and, being a shoujo manga, things inevitably do. He's perpetually cheerful and
has a weird sense of humor, but takes quick offense to insults about his looks, his
sexuality, or really bad come-ons. Because even though he crossdressed as his sister for
several years, he's not gay. And even though he fell in love with the emperor and
jealously guarded him from other females, he's not gay. He's a bit of a narcissist and
knows more than any straight man should about fashion and looks, but he's not gay. Got
it? He's totally gay.

These seishi are all born with some special power that usually ties in with their
personality: the hothead gets a flamethrowing metal fan, the calm man gets the healing
power... And Nuriko?

The girly crossdressing pretty boy gets superhuman strength. Thus the world is not without a
sense of humor.

Sample Post:

Somehow I don't think I'm in Konan anymore! Or at least not a part of Konan I
recognize; maybe it's the sort of weird and seedy underbelly that a delicate woman like
myself would never go to. And the people here are even weirder than the ones back
home, which I didn't know was possible... But I have to get back to my friends! Has
anyone here seen them? A cute brown-haired girl in an odd outfit, or a tall man with blue
hair next to her, or even a guy with orange hair in a long coat~

Come again? 'Brains'? I'm afraid I don't understand, but thanks for trying. I'll look for
them myself, since they're probably in trouble without me to watch over them. Can't
leave them alone for a second - something always happens. And if I'm not around to
beat sense into them, that could - you can let go of my leg now. No really, I don't need
an escort; I can take care of myself. What? Well, yes, but just because I'm beautiful
doesn't mean I'm weak -

Are you trying to see up my dress?! How dare you!

...Oh my, he's a little less resilient than a normal person. Splattered everywhere, so
messy. And for your information, Mr. Gorilla, I am a man. Not a woman, no
matter what I'm wearing. So if you're thinking of taking a peek yourself, I don't think
that's-

... You don't have to make that kind of face. I'm almost offended.

Now, is there anyone normal around here who can tell me where I am?

...

YOU! STOP LAUGHING!

Poll So?

Character: Wanijima Akito/Agito
Series: Air Gear
Character Age: 14
Canon: Air Gear is a story where high-tech rollerblades called Air Treck have been invented. Using advanced motors and suspension systems in the wheels, Air Treck allow any person with enough skill to virtually fly through the air, turning the entire sky into a road to show off on. Air Treck (A-T) enthusiasts form street gangs and wage small territorial wars, all with the aim of becoming stronger, competing in races, and claiming the title of "Sky King," in typical shounen manga retard fashion.

Wanajima Agito/Akito is an A-T user with a split personality. He wears a white eyepatch at all times. When this eyepatch is covering his left eye, Agito is in dominance. Certifiably insane, he cares only about victory over anyone he deems a suitable opponent, and the carving of scars on his/her body with his own brand of A-T stunts. He lives only for the feeling of being in a life-or-death struggle, and anything else is not worth his time. (If you don't want a few expletives yelled at you, at the very least, get out of his way, quick.) However, when the eyepatch is covering his right eye, Akito is in dominance. Akito is cute, innocent, and sweet. He forms easy attachments to people, and does his best to be free and easygoing, even when wearing the straitjacket usually put on him to help contain Agito. Although both are generally glad to be in dominance of the body, if they get into a situation they don't know how to handle (or, in Agito's case, just don't want to deal with talking to another idiot), they'll switch the eyepatch themself to call the other one out. Another person taking hold of his eyepatch and changing the position also causes Akito/Agito to switch personalities.

Akito/Agito was forced to help hunt other A-T users for the police for an unspecified amount of time, sometimes being literally kept in a cage when he wasn't needed. But, he was eventually freed by Minami Ikki and joined his A-T team.

Sample Post:

Ah, hello, happy people!! My name's Wanijima Akito and I'm an evil morning person! I'm here, well, more Agito's here, for a special training assignment! You know how it is! It's all to help us get stronger, I think. But I don't know much about that. I guess sometimes getting stronger just means putting yourself through a lot of shitty things when it's cold and lonely. I think Agito'll come around to liking camp eventually, I love it already! The zombies make great training partners, you just give 'em a light push and they fall right over! Though, sometimes they try to grab my eyepatch, then Agito comes out, and I lose all the friends I just made. Well, like the old saying goes: "the servant waits while the master baits."

...So, can anyone show me around? Where do we get to sleep? I hope it's with somebody cute! (Agito's thinking the same thing!) And don't worry, I'm still wearing the jacket! Even if Agito comes around wanting to taste some blood, you shouldn't have any trouble running away. Air Trecks don't get very good traction on dirt, tree branches, and old body parts anyway. Living body parts are another story, but even when Agito likes to draw on people's bodies, he never tries it on the parts that're still supposed to be inside the person. "The world is my canvas! And its blood my ink!" he says. I go to tell him he won't be able to make a very interesting painting using only one color, but when I try, he always just sighs and talks about how no one understands him. I can't understand his "genius," I guess.

Ooh, I think the view of those cute little kidneys interested him. One sec!

...fuck, Akito. Don't tell these idiots our life story. Especially not your strawberry-shortcake version of it.

To the point, I'm Wanijima Agito. Unless you're into A-T, undoing nice straitjackets from normal boys, and/or getting your head ripped off, just don't fucking talk to me and we'll get along -just- fine. --You don't know what A-T is? Fuck, I'm dealing with an assload of retards. ...and Akito wants me to explain Air Treck and all the fun races to the nice people. Ugh, fine. We can have our own little short-bus version of an A-T match right here. It's a simple game: everyone runs around like a chicken with its fucking head cut off, until someone manages to BRING ME SOME FUCKING COFFEE. Whoever does it first gets to choose which limb they're gonna lose! Fuck this. Let Akito deal with this shit.

But in case a certain shithole we call an A-T captain is reading this? When I get out of here, the only thing left of you that anyone will ever find will be the brand new asshole I tore you, and the several choice farming implements I used to make the hole! -FUCK- you and your "training"!

Agito's so silly. You couldn't really leave nothing behind of a person except a hole, could you? A hole's defined by what's around it, so...

Poll So?

Character: Glinda of the Arduennas
Series: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
Character Age: 18

Canon: Wicked is a canon full of angst, woe, and emo. It is dark, spooky, and unsettling. And then there's Glinda.

The epitome of the spoiled little rich girl, Glinda thinks only of herself and finds almost everything else impossibly boring. She's bubbly and perky, and believes that because she is beautiful she must be significant. She likes wealth, fashion, and shiny objects. Sometimes it's difficult to believe that there's actually anything going on in her pretty blonde head. Even Elphaba's friendship isn't quite enough to get her out of her self-absorbed way of viewing everything.

Sample post:

Why hello~! It's good to see me, isn't it? Yes, I know! I quite agree!

Now I do believe that this isn't the Emerald City. It's a little...rustic, but I'm sure you did the best you could! And what an unusual name. I do think you might want to put up signs around your lake, to warn visitors about that thing - my dress is quite ruined. But I see that a number of you are following what must be the latest fad here! Of course I knew that it was becoming fashionable to wear less and less, but wearing nothing at all? How daring~!

You have such a marvelous welcoming committee - were they very, very small Munchkins? I've never seen anyone quite so tiny before! And what a sweet idea to give undergarments as a welcoming gift. So novel! You really shouldn't have. No, I mean that most sincerely. You really shouldn't have. I am most certainly not the sort of person who would wear leather undergarments, and I don't believe I should care to know the sort of person who would. You really are all very sweet, but I'm afraid I can't stay. The Wizard will be waiting to see me. So farewell, adieu, I am sure I shall miss you all terribly~!

...

...My carriage appears to have been replaced by a pumpkin. And is that a...mouse in a tiny little uniform?

...

Since it appears I shall be staying the night, I will require someone to show me to my room. You do have rooms that one can stay in, I hope? And does anyone know where my suitcases have gone?

...What do you mean, 'there's been a wardrobe malfunction'?

Poll So?

Character: Hiromi Kawanami/Potamos
Series: Densetsu Ai Tenshi Wedding Peach
Age: 13 (who knows, in devil years)
Canon: From the Water Devil clan in the Akuma-kai
comes Potamos. She's on a mission to win back the Saint Something Four
from the Love Angels, and turn the tide of the war in favor of the devils.

It doesn't turn out that way. Not for a lack of trying--she is actually,
by accident and intentionally, one of the strongest foes Wedding Peach,
Lily, and Daisy face in the entire series. She's cunning, deadly, and will
turn on her allies at the drop of a hat for her own benefit. But the
majority of those skills and emotions often give way to whatever catches
"cute little Potamos'" eye--be it bizarre human behavior, or a chance to
get lovey-dovey with Saint Hanazono's team backup goalie, Fuuma Yousuke.

Fanciful, egotistical, charming, and deadly enough that you never want to
anger her off without being able to hold your own. And even then, she may
still come out on top. Potamos is being taken pre-episode 31.

Sample Post:

I don't know whether to really applaud you or just kill you, you know?

I'd have never expect a human to come up with a plot to rival a devil's,
but this place really does it! You've got so many of the wandering
around, moaning and wailing and gnawing each other so much that they don't
even bother to escape!

And the healthy-looking ones, they're all too apathetic, you know? I don't
feel ANY love waves, but there's enough angst, apathy, and conflicting
hormones that picking out the Saint Something should be as easy as pulling
blood from wood--which is apparently really easy! Must be more misery for
them to clean these possessed cabins, huh?

Really, human, you go above and beyond what most devils would, but....

THAT LAKE IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING, YOU KNOW? I ruined my super-cute
outfit, and that REALLY pisses me off!

So, I guess I'll give you as long as it takes for me to get that Saint
Something, and then you'll pay dearly for destroying this beautiful, extra
strong Potamos' dress.

Shouldn't take too long, you know? ♥

Poll So?

Character: Mandy
Series: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Character Age: Unrevealed, but occasionally implied to be close to the beginning of puberty.
Canon: Billy and Mandy is a series about a pair of children who enslave the Grim Reaper by beating him in a limbo contest. Mandy is one of those two children, although she treats Grim more like a slave than a best friend. She describes herself as "dark, foreboding, and charmingly cynical" but most people would probably be more likely to call her just plain evil. She's usually rude or cruel to almost everyone she meets, but she does have a hidden soft side. Very hidden. But don't expect her to ever be nice. In the past she's even turned into a monster, because the only way to stop the change was to be sweet and nice to people and it was impossible for her.
She has designs on world domination, and already owns an evil island headquarters to plot it out in. But she will not do it in a way the involves sharing the power with anyone else, or being manipulated into it. She's even saved the world a few times when it was other people trying to harm it, although, in part, that could also be because she's an incredibly sore loser. As she says herself, "I won't be tricked into unleashing a never-ending sorrow on humanity. When the time comes, I'll do it on my own."

Sample Post:

When I find Grim, he and I are going to have a little talk about what makes a "fun vacation." Because a cesspool of a swamp, even if it is better than Happy Girl's Fun Camp, just doesn't cut it. Especially not when you can't leave.

I've looked around, and I've worked out what's happening here. It looks like, if I really am stuck here, I need to have a word with this Director:

Do you think you've won? Do you think that just because you trapped me here, it means you've beat me? I never lose. So, enjoy your temporary victory, because, believe me, it will be temporary. It won't be long before I crush you with the full force of the underworld I have at my command!

Speaking of which, where is Bonehead? Hopefully he's busy fixing the shoddy job he's been doing reaping this place. Since I doubt even the most intact members of the shambling hoard of idiots I saw shuffling around moaning about brains earlier are really just looking for higher learning, I think that's going to take him awhile. I trust it won't be long enough for him to begin to forget who it is that owns him. And, since we left Billy at home, it seems as though I'm going to need to find temporary replacements for both of those morons.

Hello, camp. I'm Mandy. Let's be friends.

Poll So?
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