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Character: Anarchy Panty
Series: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Character Age: Looks 16?
Canon: In the land between heaven and hell, there is Daten City, which is constantly plagued by ghosts seeking out revenge for their horrible demises, such as being suffocated by the smell of crap, or their ever present need to be at the top of the social food chain. Luckily, Daten City has two fallen angels as its defenders, Panty and her sister Stocking. The two must defeat the ghosts to earn ‘heavens’ so that they can buy their way back to heaven. Well, if they can focus on their mission long enough, anyway.
Much to the chagrin of Panty’s enemies, she’s nothing like an actual angel. She’s more concerned about her master plan to fuck 1000 men before she goes back to Heaven than the actual mission she’s supposed to be doing. Loud, brazen, and very, very sex crazed, Panty openly admits that she can’t stop herself from doing anything she wants. This includes her almost shameless search for fame and money, and her penchant for throwing people who ask for her help under the bus until she’s sufficiently pissed off at the problem to solve it. Seriously, how are you supposed to fight an angel that just doesn’t give a fuck?
Sample Post:
Oi, this camp fucking sucks. I don’t want to be in a place obviously made for some sort of lame B-Grade movie. Who the hell is moved by zombies anymore, anyway? They’re so not worth my time, you know. Besides, unless you cough up the ghost so I can get my heavens, I’m out of this dump anyway. Seriously, there’s not even a cute guy around for eye candy. I mean, you’re cute and all, buddy, but... you’re kind of small.
But even so, maybe we could have a little bit of a good time... You can have just a small excursion with me, after all, I can work with what you’ve got so just come a-- HEY, what the fuck, man! Who the hell do you think you are pushing me away like that, huh?! Don’t tell me that you have a small problem, I already fucking know! Damn it, what the fuck is wrong with this place? You know what, screw you. I don’t need you to get laid. I’ll find another, willing guy.
Eh? What’s that? You’re acting all soft and limp. Can’t deal with a little rough handling? Maybe you should find yourself a different girl. Don’t even complain to me about being a bunny. I, personally, prefer fucking like bunnies. And I don’t need some guy with a weak screw to get that. Most guys love how soft and sensitive I am, but you’re the one who pushed me away. Fucking asshole.
God, what part of fuck off can’t you understand?! Stop sucking so hard already and go away! Don’t you have anything else to do? I don’t give a shit about your animal problem. As far as I’m concerned, we can do it like they do on the Discovery Channel or not at all. And you know what? You’re the one who said no, dumbass. Ugh, you really need to get laid.
… Wait, seriously? Fucking seriously? You’re not just talking about animals because you have some really creepy kinks? People actually turn into animals here if they try to have sex? What the fuck?
… And you really let the thought of doing it as a bunny stop you from getting laid? Jesus Christ, men are so stupid.
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Character: Simon Bellamy
Series: Misfits
Character Age: Approximately 20
Canon: After a freak storm grants them oddly appropriate powers, five young offenders learn that with great power comes great responsibility. That is, if they don’t decide to shirk it and try to get laid instead. (Keyword: try.) As they continue their community service for an array of odd deeds, they find their lives intertwined as they come to protect one another and go up against other individuals with powers who use them in evil ways. Or maybe just in ways that inconvenience them.
Of the group, the awkward, introverted, and sometimes downright creepy Simon is the one who takes his powers the most seriously. Quiet and often difficult to notice in a room full of people (or barely full of people), he acquires the power of invisibility, which allows him to become just as he’s always felt. And full-on play voyeur from time to time. He is prone to internalizing his thoughts because he’s bad at speaking up in social situations, and his speaking manner is terse and to the point. When he handles others, it’s like a frightened cat, and he shows a level of unease and paranoia. As a result, his insight and handling of matters may seem rather abrupt, and even a little weird. With time, he grows comfortable enough with himself to crack jokes and show that he does have a spine. He reveals that he’s both the most observant and most accepting of the group. Even if they treated him like he was nobody, he’s forgiving of their behavior due to his intense loyalty and craving for friendship. And for them, he’ll do anything, at any cost-even if it’s murder.
Sample Post:
Maybe I should start with a thank-you. I realise that it’s rather difficult for you to approach others directly, so you’ve sent us all letters to collect us here. I still have the letter. Its letterhead is different from any other I’ve seen. At first … at first, I thought it must be a joke. That you were having a laugh at me. I don’t read … hentai. Or anything to do with tentacles. But when I got here and I had a look at Marcy, I realised that you were just proud of her. It’s sad that she has to sit up there alone, but you said … that I could be her friend. That she needs friends, because you’re just not enough anymore.
But there’s the problem. You see, Marcy’s dangerous. She’s dangerous for everyone. Why would you invite people here just for her to hurt them?
There are a lot of different types here. You might not notice them because they’re shuffling around all the time, but they have personalities. They have feelings. I thought at first that they were just decomposing. But I’ve looked closer. Some of that wear and tear on their persons couldn’t have been caused by that. They’ve been ripped. Their clothing is damaged, especially around their-especially on their lower halves. I’ve realized why they’re here. It’s because they’re toys for Marcy, aren’t they? But Marcy grows tired because they fall apart quickly like they were purchased at a pound store. So you invite people like me here. You invite people who want your letters and want your camp. You want us to feel special, too.
This isn’t how you make someone feel special, Elizabeth. We’re not toys for you to play with. We’re not here to be manhandled by your bodyguard gorillas or to be watched and laughed at by your toucans. At first, I thought they were like me. Just watching. Just wanting to know the truth by listening to what’s inside our minds. But I’ve realized that they’re a dangerous part of your plan. You want Marcy to become stronger, so you can take her out of this place and hurt the world. And you use your powers, the ones that’ve been granted to you, so you can do it. That’s how you manage it.
You say you’re just lonely, but I don’t believe it. If you were, you’d care for the dead here. You’d care for me. But it’s obvious you’re nothing but a super-villain. And I may not … be some kind of hero. But I’ll do anything I can to stop you.
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Character: Myoudouin Itsuki
Series: HeartCatch Precure
Character Age: 14
Canon: Everyone has a heart flower inside of them. It's something that represents a person's feelings and personality, and when that person starts to feel negative things, their heart flower will begin to wilt, and so does something called the Tree of Hearts. These heart flowers and the Tree are both connected because the Tree is the source of all human hearts. If that wilts, everyone's hearts are in danger. It's thanks to some magical girls called Pretty Cure (Precure for short) that the tree isn't dead yet. A group of bad guys - the Desert Apostles - are working against the girls and using the wilting heart flowers to create monsters-of-the-week, and together the Precures (and their fairy mascot companions) have to use the power of friendship and teamwork to defeat the bad guys!
One of the girls, Itsuki, is Cure Sunshine. She picked the name because she really likes the sun and its warmth. Once someone gets to know her, Itsuki is an incredibly warm person. She's friendly, but also very responsible, polite, and protective of the people around her, especially her family. She hates to see others suffer, and as a Precure, she's determined to protect the light of others. She's sort of tomboyish in both appearance and the way she acts, and because of it, people often mistake her for being a boy! She's actually pretty girly, though, and has kept it hidden for a long time due to being heir to her family's dojo. After becoming a Precure, she's become a lot more open about who she is and what she likes, and if that means liking cute things and being girly? Then that's what she's going to do!
Sample Post:
Let's see... there was a lot that I had to organize today so that everything would be ready for the Light Up Your Unlife party, but it looks like I'm finally almost done! The checklist doesn't have anything left on it for me to do, although there's a note that says that I need to get the ducks in the right places around the building. I'm not completely sure about why Sayre-san wants them where she does, but the note does say that they'll help me set things on fire. It sounds like Sayre-san wants to have a lot of energy for everything that happens. I wouldn't be surprised if the ducks managed to do that for everyone; they're so cute, so I'm sure that some of them might like it. I thought I saw some sparks around them earlier, too, but... maybe I was just imagining things because of the note.
It's a good thing that I managed to arrive early enough so that everything would be ready; I didn't realize how much had to be done until I came here. There was just enough time to finish everything, and now I need to do my best to make sure it will go smoothly. Lighting up the lives of others isn't a bad idea at all, especially if things might seem sort of dark for them at the moment. If doing something like this helps even a little, that means that it was a success! Everyone here at this camp seems to want to help, as well, so I'm glad that we were all able to work together to make this happen. The toucans were especially helpful in making sure that this would work; they hung some decorations up for me earlier. The gorillas are just coming back from making sure that the ducks are in place, too. Everything can start on time now!
It's thanks to all the help that everyone gave me that I was able to do this on time. I appreciate everything that they've done for me so far, and they're the reason this came out so well! Even though it just started, it sounds like everyone is enjoying it already. The groans that the zombies are making now don't sound as unhappy as the ones they were making earli-- why are the ducks breathing fire? Sayre-san never mentioned that these ducks were able to do that! Although... they were sparking earlier-- I should have realized! They're doing it right at the building... I have to stop them before everyone inside is hurt!
Innocent people are going to be hurt if they keep doing this. All the zombies were trying to do was bring happiness back into their lives, and if everything is destroyed-- they won't be able to do that! All of the hard work that we've done today will be gone as well. Doing something like this would make the zombies lose trust in anyone that might want to help them.
Listen! Lighting up the lives of others should not involve literally setting them on fire!
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Character: Sawada Mayumi
Series: Carved 2: The Scissors Massacre
Character Age: 17
Canon: Life was going great for Sawada Mayumi. Her oldest sister was getting married, her crush (and sempai) gave her his address, she'd made a track record at school... Nothing could have been better. At least until her sister's ex-boyfriend broke into their house and, in a fit of mistaken identity, dumped sulfuric acid into Mayumi's face, melting flesh and bone. Suddenly her happy life and family are both in tatters and an ancient bloodthirsty spirit begins to stir...
After the accident, life changed drastically for Mayumi. She lost most of her previous cheer and became glum and rather morose. She is now quiet and internalizes her problems. She allows her classmates and former friends to torment her, feeling only sadness as they spread rumors about the whole family. Somewhere deep inside she still cares and wants desperately to believe that she will be pretty to someone. Until then, she waits in near-complete loneliness, pretending to be happy with all her might so it won’t draw more negative attention to her loved ones. She is also an avid penpal of her Sempai, never letting him know how sad and lonely her life has truly become.
Notes: 1) Mayumi spends all of her time in a medical mask to hide her scarring. 2) Mayumi is being apped before the funeral of the two girls the spirit within her murdered.
Sample Post:
“Dear Moriyama-sempai,
Today, I arrived at a very strange, out-of-the way rehabilitation camp. I’m sure I’ll make lots of new friends here! It’s called the Camp For Unfortunate Disfigurements, which is a lot to say, but they’re supposed to be the best out there at what they do. It sounds exciting, doesn’t it? A whole place full of people like me who can help one another get well, it’s great! I’m sure I’ll continue healing here even faster than before. Maybe I’ll even take part in some of the classes they run for the campers.
Please continue to take care,
Mayumi.”
I probably shouldn’t mention all the weird things about this camp. That means leaving a lot out, but that’s just going to have to be for the best. Who knows what he’d think if I told him about that male nurse who checked me in? He was so hairy, he almost looked like a gorilla! And after the exam, he said he was so happy to see me and that he put a banana in his pocket. What does that mean? If it even means anything, anyway. Such a weird guy.
At least the other campers have all been nice enough to me so far. None of them have asked about what happened or anything, not a single word. Not being the center of attention for once is really refreshing. It’s been a long time... I mean, I still stick out. That much won’t change. But there are guys whose whole bodies look like they’re being held together by strings, and they always seem to be in good spirits. Nobody even looks at them twice, but that’s probably because anyone who gets too close winds up being bitten. I think one of them broke a tooth biting somebody’s head during lunch, all because that other person was being rude.
Talk about scary... Tomorrow will be just better than today, I hope. I didn’t go over to the face-painting class today, if anything run out of an old tent in the middle of a field can really count as a class. They’re just goofing around. Besides, I wouldn’t even be able to join in on all the fun like this. And just look how happy they all are over there, getting made up to look like... like they’ve been burned and their mouths slit...
Stop it. “Your face” isn’t a joke when it’s the truth!
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Character: Yuffie Kisaragi
Series: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
Character Age: 18-19
Canon: Final Fantasy VII is a game about an awesome ninja. A ninja so awesome, that even though she was surrounded by a bunch of eco-terrorists, some floozie who hears voices, a pokemon, an old alcoholic astronaut, a kittybot with a bad Scottish accent, and an undead creeper in elf booties, she still managed to save the world from a girly mama’s boy with some SERIOUS sword compensation going on, if you know what I mean.
Or at least, that’s how she sees it. Good luck telling her otherwise.
Yuffie is endlessly full of energy, piss and vinegar. She has no qualms at all about screwing over just about anyone- sometimes her own friends, for the sake of aiding her war-torn homeland. Though she’s generally cheerful, her veneer of spunk and sassyness can sometimes be hiding deep-seated anger and resentment at the world over the fate of her village. Her blinding self-confidence and selfishness can appear to border on sociopathic. She is, on occasion, just plain ol’ downright mean. As the Compilation progresses, she does settle down a bit, but by and large she remains a hyperactive little asshole.
Sample:
OK, OK, so I see you all want an explanation. You’ve got questions like, “Who are you?” and “How did you get so awesome,” and- and yes, “What were you doing with my wallet,” I said I’d get to that, all right? Well gather ‘round, Lameos and Lamettes. Explanations are totally my middle name. Yuffie Explanations Kisaragi. It’s a family name, y’know?
But basically I am an awesome ninja. I come from Wutai, which, uh, if you haven’t heard of it, sorry for how much your life sucks. Wutai is the best and coolest and completely best place ever. You don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, not ever! And if they say it, you just point ‘em out to me. I’d give ‘em a BAM! And a POW! And a HI-YAH if necessary. I’d give ‘em so much HI-YAH! You just watch me, you just watch!
Anyway it’s the coolest place ever, and yeah, OK, technically right now we’re “rebuilding,” because maybe a little bit - just a little bit, OK?- we “lost the war,” and are now a “tourist destination for corporate goons that are the biggest jerks ever and no one likes them and they should really, really go away forever, because did I mention that no one likes them?” But it’s still totally sweet. We have pagodas, and a radical fire guardian Da Cho and water god Leviathan. We’ve also got a lot of stray cats which are mine and we have the best greasy yakisoba noodles which are also mine.
And now you’re thinking to yourself, “Wow, my life is better and so much more awesome because this clearly rad, and wonderful, and totally good-looking ninja was kind enough to say all this super true stuff, but WHAT’S IN IT FOR HER? HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE SO BENEVOLENT AS TO SAY ALL THIS GREAT STUFF?”
Well, basically, that was me stalling while I break these handcuffs.
Smell you later, jerkwads!
[You have lost $20.]
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Character: Anarchy Panty
Series: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Character Age: Looks 16?
Canon: In the land between heaven and hell, there is Daten City, which is constantly plagued by ghosts seeking out revenge for their horrible demises, such as being suffocated by the smell of crap, or their ever present need to be at the top of the social food chain. Luckily, Daten City has two fallen angels as its defenders, Panty and her sister Stocking. The two must defeat the ghosts to earn ‘heavens’ so that they can buy their way back to heaven. Well, if they can focus on their mission long enough, anyway.
Much to the chagrin of Panty’s enemies, she’s nothing like an actual angel. She’s more concerned about her master plan to fuck 1000 men before she goes back to Heaven than the actual mission she’s supposed to be doing. Loud, brazen, and very, very sex crazed, Panty openly admits that she can’t stop herself from doing anything she wants. This includes her almost shameless search for fame and money, and her penchant for throwing people who ask for her help under the bus until she’s sufficiently pissed off at the problem to solve it. Seriously, how are you supposed to fight an angel that just doesn’t give a fuck?
Sample Post:
Oi, this camp fucking sucks. I don’t want to be in a place obviously made for some sort of lame B-Grade movie. Who the hell is moved by zombies anymore, anyway? They’re so not worth my time, you know. Besides, unless you cough up the ghost so I can get my heavens, I’m out of this dump anyway. Seriously, there’s not even a cute guy around for eye candy. I mean, you’re cute and all, buddy, but... you’re kind of small.
But even so, maybe we could have a little bit of a good time... You can have just a small excursion with me, after all, I can work with what you’ve got so just come a-- HEY, what the fuck, man! Who the hell do you think you are pushing me away like that, huh?! Don’t tell me that you have a small problem, I already fucking know! Damn it, what the fuck is wrong with this place? You know what, screw you. I don’t need you to get laid. I’ll find another, willing guy.
Eh? What’s that? You’re acting all soft and limp. Can’t deal with a little rough handling? Maybe you should find yourself a different girl. Don’t even complain to me about being a bunny. I, personally, prefer fucking like bunnies. And I don’t need some guy with a weak screw to get that. Most guys love how soft and sensitive I am, but you’re the one who pushed me away. Fucking asshole.
God, what part of fuck off can’t you understand?! Stop sucking so hard already and go away! Don’t you have anything else to do? I don’t give a shit about your animal problem. As far as I’m concerned, we can do it like they do on the Discovery Channel or not at all. And you know what? You’re the one who said no, dumbass. Ugh, you really need to get laid.
… Wait, seriously? Fucking seriously? You’re not just talking about animals because you have some really creepy kinks? People actually turn into animals here if they try to have sex? What the fuck?
… And you really let the thought of doing it as a bunny stop you from getting laid? Jesus Christ, men are so stupid.
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Character: Simon Bellamy
Series: Misfits
Character Age: Approximately 20
Canon: After a freak storm grants them oddly appropriate powers, five young offenders learn that with great power comes great responsibility. That is, if they don’t decide to shirk it and try to get laid instead. (Keyword: try.) As they continue their community service for an array of odd deeds, they find their lives intertwined as they come to protect one another and go up against other individuals with powers who use them in evil ways. Or maybe just in ways that inconvenience them.
Of the group, the awkward, introverted, and sometimes downright creepy Simon is the one who takes his powers the most seriously. Quiet and often difficult to notice in a room full of people (or barely full of people), he acquires the power of invisibility, which allows him to become just as he’s always felt. And full-on play voyeur from time to time. He is prone to internalizing his thoughts because he’s bad at speaking up in social situations, and his speaking manner is terse and to the point. When he handles others, it’s like a frightened cat, and he shows a level of unease and paranoia. As a result, his insight and handling of matters may seem rather abrupt, and even a little weird. With time, he grows comfortable enough with himself to crack jokes and show that he does have a spine. He reveals that he’s both the most observant and most accepting of the group. Even if they treated him like he was nobody, he’s forgiving of their behavior due to his intense loyalty and craving for friendship. And for them, he’ll do anything, at any cost-even if it’s murder.
Sample Post:
Maybe I should start with a thank-you. I realise that it’s rather difficult for you to approach others directly, so you’ve sent us all letters to collect us here. I still have the letter. Its letterhead is different from any other I’ve seen. At first … at first, I thought it must be a joke. That you were having a laugh at me. I don’t read … hentai. Or anything to do with tentacles. But when I got here and I had a look at Marcy, I realised that you were just proud of her. It’s sad that she has to sit up there alone, but you said … that I could be her friend. That she needs friends, because you’re just not enough anymore.
But there’s the problem. You see, Marcy’s dangerous. She’s dangerous for everyone. Why would you invite people here just for her to hurt them?
There are a lot of different types here. You might not notice them because they’re shuffling around all the time, but they have personalities. They have feelings. I thought at first that they were just decomposing. But I’ve looked closer. Some of that wear and tear on their persons couldn’t have been caused by that. They’ve been ripped. Their clothing is damaged, especially around their-especially on their lower halves. I’ve realized why they’re here. It’s because they’re toys for Marcy, aren’t they? But Marcy grows tired because they fall apart quickly like they were purchased at a pound store. So you invite people like me here. You invite people who want your letters and want your camp. You want us to feel special, too.
This isn’t how you make someone feel special, Elizabeth. We’re not toys for you to play with. We’re not here to be manhandled by your bodyguard gorillas or to be watched and laughed at by your toucans. At first, I thought they were like me. Just watching. Just wanting to know the truth by listening to what’s inside our minds. But I’ve realized that they’re a dangerous part of your plan. You want Marcy to become stronger, so you can take her out of this place and hurt the world. And you use your powers, the ones that’ve been granted to you, so you can do it. That’s how you manage it.
You say you’re just lonely, but I don’t believe it. If you were, you’d care for the dead here. You’d care for me. But it’s obvious you’re nothing but a super-villain. And I may not … be some kind of hero. But I’ll do anything I can to stop you.
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Character: Myoudouin Itsuki
Series: HeartCatch Precure
Character Age: 14
Canon: Everyone has a heart flower inside of them. It's something that represents a person's feelings and personality, and when that person starts to feel negative things, their heart flower will begin to wilt, and so does something called the Tree of Hearts. These heart flowers and the Tree are both connected because the Tree is the source of all human hearts. If that wilts, everyone's hearts are in danger. It's thanks to some magical girls called Pretty Cure (Precure for short) that the tree isn't dead yet. A group of bad guys - the Desert Apostles - are working against the girls and using the wilting heart flowers to create monsters-of-the-week, and together the Precures (and their fairy mascot companions) have to use the power of friendship and teamwork to defeat the bad guys!
One of the girls, Itsuki, is Cure Sunshine. She picked the name because she really likes the sun and its warmth. Once someone gets to know her, Itsuki is an incredibly warm person. She's friendly, but also very responsible, polite, and protective of the people around her, especially her family. She hates to see others suffer, and as a Precure, she's determined to protect the light of others. She's sort of tomboyish in both appearance and the way she acts, and because of it, people often mistake her for being a boy! She's actually pretty girly, though, and has kept it hidden for a long time due to being heir to her family's dojo. After becoming a Precure, she's become a lot more open about who she is and what she likes, and if that means liking cute things and being girly? Then that's what she's going to do!
Sample Post:
Let's see... there was a lot that I had to organize today so that everything would be ready for the Light Up Your Unlife party, but it looks like I'm finally almost done! The checklist doesn't have anything left on it for me to do, although there's a note that says that I need to get the ducks in the right places around the building. I'm not completely sure about why Sayre-san wants them where she does, but the note does say that they'll help me set things on fire. It sounds like Sayre-san wants to have a lot of energy for everything that happens. I wouldn't be surprised if the ducks managed to do that for everyone; they're so cute, so I'm sure that some of them might like it. I thought I saw some sparks around them earlier, too, but... maybe I was just imagining things because of the note.
It's a good thing that I managed to arrive early enough so that everything would be ready; I didn't realize how much had to be done until I came here. There was just enough time to finish everything, and now I need to do my best to make sure it will go smoothly. Lighting up the lives of others isn't a bad idea at all, especially if things might seem sort of dark for them at the moment. If doing something like this helps even a little, that means that it was a success! Everyone here at this camp seems to want to help, as well, so I'm glad that we were all able to work together to make this happen. The toucans were especially helpful in making sure that this would work; they hung some decorations up for me earlier. The gorillas are just coming back from making sure that the ducks are in place, too. Everything can start on time now!
It's thanks to all the help that everyone gave me that I was able to do this on time. I appreciate everything that they've done for me so far, and they're the reason this came out so well! Even though it just started, it sounds like everyone is enjoying it already. The groans that the zombies are making now don't sound as unhappy as the ones they were making earli-- why are the ducks breathing fire? Sayre-san never mentioned that these ducks were able to do that! Although... they were sparking earlier-- I should have realized! They're doing it right at the building... I have to stop them before everyone inside is hurt!
Innocent people are going to be hurt if they keep doing this. All the zombies were trying to do was bring happiness back into their lives, and if everything is destroyed-- they won't be able to do that! All of the hard work that we've done today will be gone as well. Doing something like this would make the zombies lose trust in anyone that might want to help them.
Listen! Lighting up the lives of others should not involve literally setting them on fire!
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Character: Sawada Mayumi
Series: Carved 2: The Scissors Massacre
Character Age: 17
Canon: Life was going great for Sawada Mayumi. Her oldest sister was getting married, her crush (and sempai) gave her his address, she'd made a track record at school... Nothing could have been better. At least until her sister's ex-boyfriend broke into their house and, in a fit of mistaken identity, dumped sulfuric acid into Mayumi's face, melting flesh and bone. Suddenly her happy life and family are both in tatters and an ancient bloodthirsty spirit begins to stir...
After the accident, life changed drastically for Mayumi. She lost most of her previous cheer and became glum and rather morose. She is now quiet and internalizes her problems. She allows her classmates and former friends to torment her, feeling only sadness as they spread rumors about the whole family. Somewhere deep inside she still cares and wants desperately to believe that she will be pretty to someone. Until then, she waits in near-complete loneliness, pretending to be happy with all her might so it won’t draw more negative attention to her loved ones. She is also an avid penpal of her Sempai, never letting him know how sad and lonely her life has truly become.
Notes: 1) Mayumi spends all of her time in a medical mask to hide her scarring. 2) Mayumi is being apped before the funeral of the two girls the spirit within her murdered.
Sample Post:
“Dear Moriyama-sempai,
Today, I arrived at a very strange, out-of-the way rehabilitation camp. I’m sure I’ll make lots of new friends here! It’s called the Camp For Unfortunate Disfigurements, which is a lot to say, but they’re supposed to be the best out there at what they do. It sounds exciting, doesn’t it? A whole place full of people like me who can help one another get well, it’s great! I’m sure I’ll continue healing here even faster than before. Maybe I’ll even take part in some of the classes they run for the campers.
Please continue to take care,
Mayumi.”
I probably shouldn’t mention all the weird things about this camp. That means leaving a lot out, but that’s just going to have to be for the best. Who knows what he’d think if I told him about that male nurse who checked me in? He was so hairy, he almost looked like a gorilla! And after the exam, he said he was so happy to see me and that he put a banana in his pocket. What does that mean? If it even means anything, anyway. Such a weird guy.
At least the other campers have all been nice enough to me so far. None of them have asked about what happened or anything, not a single word. Not being the center of attention for once is really refreshing. It’s been a long time... I mean, I still stick out. That much won’t change. But there are guys whose whole bodies look like they’re being held together by strings, and they always seem to be in good spirits. Nobody even looks at them twice, but that’s probably because anyone who gets too close winds up being bitten. I think one of them broke a tooth biting somebody’s head during lunch, all because that other person was being rude.
Talk about scary... Tomorrow will be just better than today, I hope. I didn’t go over to the face-painting class today, if anything run out of an old tent in the middle of a field can really count as a class. They’re just goofing around. Besides, I wouldn’t even be able to join in on all the fun like this. And just look how happy they all are over there, getting made up to look like... like they’ve been burned and their mouths slit...
Stop it. “Your face” isn’t a joke when it’s the truth!
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Character: Yuffie Kisaragi
Series: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
Character Age: 18-19
Canon: Final Fantasy VII is a game about an awesome ninja. A ninja so awesome, that even though she was surrounded by a bunch of eco-terrorists, some floozie who hears voices, a pokemon, an old alcoholic astronaut, a kittybot with a bad Scottish accent, and an undead creeper in elf booties, she still managed to save the world from a girly mama’s boy with some SERIOUS sword compensation going on, if you know what I mean.
Or at least, that’s how she sees it. Good luck telling her otherwise.
Yuffie is endlessly full of energy, piss and vinegar. She has no qualms at all about screwing over just about anyone- sometimes her own friends, for the sake of aiding her war-torn homeland. Though she’s generally cheerful, her veneer of spunk and sassyness can sometimes be hiding deep-seated anger and resentment at the world over the fate of her village. Her blinding self-confidence and selfishness can appear to border on sociopathic. She is, on occasion, just plain ol’ downright mean. As the Compilation progresses, she does settle down a bit, but by and large she remains a hyperactive little asshole.
Sample:
OK, OK, so I see you all want an explanation. You’ve got questions like, “Who are you?” and “How did you get so awesome,” and- and yes, “What were you doing with my wallet,” I said I’d get to that, all right? Well gather ‘round, Lameos and Lamettes. Explanations are totally my middle name. Yuffie Explanations Kisaragi. It’s a family name, y’know?
But basically I am an awesome ninja. I come from Wutai, which, uh, if you haven’t heard of it, sorry for how much your life sucks. Wutai is the best and coolest and completely best place ever. You don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, not ever! And if they say it, you just point ‘em out to me. I’d give ‘em a BAM! And a POW! And a HI-YAH if necessary. I’d give ‘em so much HI-YAH! You just watch me, you just watch!
Anyway it’s the coolest place ever, and yeah, OK, technically right now we’re “rebuilding,” because maybe a little bit - just a little bit, OK?- we “lost the war,” and are now a “tourist destination for corporate goons that are the biggest jerks ever and no one likes them and they should really, really go away forever, because did I mention that no one likes them?” But it’s still totally sweet. We have pagodas, and a radical fire guardian Da Cho and water god Leviathan. We’ve also got a lot of stray cats which are mine and we have the best greasy yakisoba noodles which are also mine.
And now you’re thinking to yourself, “Wow, my life is better and so much more awesome because this clearly rad, and wonderful, and totally good-looking ninja was kind enough to say all this super true stuff, but WHAT’S IN IT FOR HER? HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE SO BENEVOLENT AS TO SAY ALL THIS GREAT STUFF?”
Well, basically, that was me stalling while I break these handcuffs.
Smell you later, jerkwads!
[You have lost $20.]
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