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What the hell? I stay out in the woods for just five days to finish my plan and there is suddenly a glut of new campers.
I would have been back sooner, but I was treed by a herd of... somethings... once I ran out of ammunition, and using my sand did little to help, as it just attracted some run-of-the-mill zombies. I tried to get down, I really did, and now I need a new bedsheet for my trouble, because this one is no longer leaving much to the imagination.
Eventually, though, I simply took a nap and let Shukaku take care of it.
If I/he stumbled through the camp cackling at/stomping on/eating people or cabins like I/he did last time, I apologize.
Anyway, I have returned, and, as promised, those of you whom I have chosen will learn of the plan within hours.
Would the following people please meet me at the dock tomorrow morning for briefing and initiation of the plan? Purely voluntarily, of course. Also, do be quiet the fewer who know, the better.
Those of you who show up but are not on the list will be summarily and silently dispatched, no questions.
If you complain, I may consider adding you to the list. If you are too insistent and therefore irritating, I will kill you /before/ tomorrow morning.
The list, in no particular order:
Haku - I do hope you will not be too hurt if we are forced to restrain you if you go into a... craving... fit.
Tenjou - No debauchery until we are assured safety.
L - only if you can exercise restraint in Yagami's presence.
Yagami - only if you can exercise restraint in L's presence. However, if you two arrange so only one of you is a part of this, that is better than both of you opting out simply because you are both peurile. And I say that because I care.
Kurosaki - No lovers' quarreling with Kuchiki.
Kuchiki - No lovers' quarreling with Kurosaki.
Inoue - As I can hardly avoid bringing along DaVinci, I expect you to take care of him--foodstuffs and all. Also, please keep your breasts tucked in as much as possible, lest Tenjou become too... ah... excited.
Elric - It would be wise to put together a kit of useful components for your alchemy... jutsu. How ever the hell it works.
Erk - Please do not attempt to compromise my honor when I am not expecting it.
Honda - Too... adorable. Cannot resist. ♥
Fowl - Your brainpower will likely be in demand at some point.
Nara - Sorry, but I expect you to pull /some/ weight.
X - Bring some squirrels, if you would. Ten or so should do nicely.
Hiwatari - Niwa may tag along if you feel irrepressible guilt about leaving him behind.
Haruno - If you manage to capture, restrain, and/or otherwise incapacitate Uchiha, he can come along, also. The electrodes will be reattatched, and pepper spray will be applied to any burns he might sustain from said electrodes. And if he so much as waves an eyelash at me wrong, though, he will be removed. And by removed I mean killed. Slowly. With pain.
Kuroba - You will have to turn in your ass-ugly white tuxedo (I mean, really, what the HELL.) to me at the meeting. I have further plans for it.
Stoppable - No whimpering, gibbering, screaming, or their like. I may permit blubbering.
Itachi! - ♥!!!
So that is that. Again, inclusion is voluntary, but once you hear the plan, you are bound to secrecy, and will pay for a breach with your life.
Ah, yes. Those of you who decide to attend, please bring nonperishable supplies with you, food and otherwise.
Everyone not on the list with whom I have ever exchanged words with: Sorry, space is limited.
To all the rest of you new campers: Good fucking luck. You will be much better off just hanging yourselves from the bunk beds with bedsheet ropes as soon as you possibly can. Watch out for the pterodactyl-sized vampire bats. Kukuku.
Right. So, now that I have returned, I will be attempting to humiliate and awe you with blackmail photos and my photo from MND, respectively.
And, huzzah! I have located a new bedsheet and a spare. A bit grody, but clean enough.
So why all the new faces? Most of them appear utterly useless.
...Someone is ambling around outside like they are conducting reconaissance. I think I will risk a quick look.
!!!!!!
WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT UCHIHA ITA
Edit: Yes, it was. (Locked from staff) Added Kuroba to the list.
Edit #2: Added that gibbering, twitching kid...whatshisname... Stoppable.
Edit #3: eeeeeeeee!
I would have been back sooner, but I was treed by a herd of... somethings... once I ran out of ammunition, and using my sand did little to help, as it just attracted some run-of-the-mill zombies. I tried to get down, I really did, and now I need a new bedsheet for my trouble, because this one is no longer leaving much to the imagination.
Eventually, though, I simply took a nap and let Shukaku take care of it.
If I/he stumbled through the camp cackling at/stomping on/eating people or cabins like I/he did last time, I apologize.
Anyway, I have returned, and, as promised, those of you whom I have chosen will learn of the plan within hours.
Would the following people please meet me at the dock tomorrow morning for briefing and initiation of the plan? Purely voluntarily, of course. Also, do be quiet the fewer who know, the better.
Those of you who show up but are not on the list will be summarily and silently dispatched, no questions.
If you complain, I may consider adding you to the list. If you are too insistent and therefore irritating, I will kill you /before/ tomorrow morning.
The list, in no particular order:
Haku - I do hope you will not be too hurt if we are forced to restrain you if you go into a... craving... fit.
Tenjou - No debauchery until we are assured safety.
L - only if you can exercise restraint in Yagami's presence.
Yagami - only if you can exercise restraint in L's presence. However, if you two arrange so only one of you is a part of this, that is better than both of you opting out simply because you are both peurile. And I say that because I care.
Kurosaki - No lovers' quarreling with Kuchiki.
Kuchiki - No lovers' quarreling with Kurosaki.
Inoue - As I can hardly avoid bringing along DaVinci, I expect you to take care of him--foodstuffs and all. Also, please keep your breasts tucked in as much as possible, lest Tenjou become too... ah... excited.
Elric - It would be wise to put together a kit of useful components for your alchemy... jutsu. How ever the hell it works.
Erk - Please do not attempt to compromise my honor when I am not expecting it.
Honda - Too... adorable. Cannot resist. ♥
Fowl - Your brainpower will likely be in demand at some point.
Nara - Sorry, but I expect you to pull /some/ weight.
X - Bring some squirrels, if you would. Ten or so should do nicely.
Hiwatari - Niwa may tag along if you feel irrepressible guilt about leaving him behind.
Haruno - If you manage to capture, restrain, and/or otherwise incapacitate Uchiha, he can come along, also. The electrodes will be reattatched, and pepper spray will be applied to any burns he might sustain from said electrodes. And if he so much as waves an eyelash at me wrong, though, he will be removed. And by removed I mean killed. Slowly. With pain.
Kuroba - You will have to turn in your ass-ugly white tuxedo (I mean, really, what the HELL.) to me at the meeting. I have further plans for it.
Stoppable - No whimpering, gibbering, screaming, or their like. I may permit blubbering.
Itachi! - ♥!!!
So that is that. Again, inclusion is voluntary, but once you hear the plan, you are bound to secrecy, and will pay for a breach with your life.
Ah, yes. Those of you who decide to attend, please bring nonperishable supplies with you, food and otherwise.
Everyone not on the list with whom I have ever exchanged words with: Sorry, space is limited.
To all the rest of you new campers: Good fucking luck. You will be much better off just hanging yourselves from the bunk beds with bedsheet ropes as soon as you possibly can. Watch out for the pterodactyl-sized vampire bats. Kukuku.
Right. So, now that I have returned, I will be attempting to humiliate and awe you with blackmail photos and my photo from MND, respectively.
And, huzzah! I have located a new bedsheet and a spare. A bit grody, but clean enough.
So why all the new faces? Most of them appear utterly useless.
...Someone is ambling around outside like they are conducting reconaissance. I think I will risk a quick look.
!!!!!!
WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT UCHIHA ITA
Edit: Yes, it was. (Locked from staff) Added Kuroba to the list.
Edit #2: Added that gibbering, twitching kid...whatshisname... Stoppable.
Edit #3: eeeeeeeee!