Any psychics/ doctors/ marine biologists in the house?

[_superdork_]

Yo! Got a moment? Kal and I would appreciate it. We're in Boys Cabin 13.

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[classprotector]

Still trying to figure out what to do with the kid?

[_superdork_]

Yeah, still got to work out if he's in any way mine or not.

I was having doubts, but he does seem awfully attached to me. Or very hungry, I can't tell.

[classprotector]

Well, he did kinda spend some time in your body. He's probably got squatter's rights or something.

He's kinda cute, really. Know what he eats?

[_superdork_]

So far clothes that are attached to people, me, and a copy of the zombie pin-up calender.

[classprotector]

...I'd let it eat the calendar.

[_superdork_]

*burp*

[classprotector]

*pats*

How's it going, little guy?

[_superdork_]

*tentacle shrug*

*stealthy tentacle travels towards Buffy's top*

[classprotector]

*smacks tentacle lightly*

You need to learn to keep your...apendages to yourself, young man.

[_superdork_]

*sulking*

[classprotector]

*comforting pat* There, there, little guy. One of these days you'll find that special girl who'll love you for who you are. But until then, no means no. Actually, even after that, no means no, but hopefully she just won't say it.

[_superdork_]

... you're good with him.

[classprotector]

Yeah, well. Maybe if someone teaches him these life lessons early, he won't be bad when he grows up.

[_superdork_]

Chizuru thinks we can teach him to be cutely perverted, rather than 'It came from the Lake - the sequel', but Haine thinks that we can teach it not to be perverted at all.

[classprotector]

Kon, it came from you. No way we can get all the perversion out.

[_superdork_]

... I'm not going to argue with you, but don't you think there's a nicer way you could have said that?

I've been trying to teach it pick-up lines so it doesn't just go around latching onto people, but I'm not sure its taking.