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I'm losing my mind. I woke up on the ground, dirt in all of my orifaces. Covered in slime. Sans pants. I'm so sore. So horribly sore. I'm sore in places I didn't even know I had.
The last thing I remember was meeting a relative of the Emperor. He wanted to visit the lake. I advised against it. He went. I followed out of duty and concern for his safety. It attacked. I attacked. It grabbed me. Then it-- OH, GODS!
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I'm losing my mind. I woke up on the ground, dirt in all of my orifaces. In front of this communication device. Covered in slime. Sans pants. I'm so sore. So horribly sore. I'm sore in places I didn't even know I had.
Something happened, but I'm not certian I want to remember. A relative of the Emperor was present at the lake. The lake beast was also present, and then it gra
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I'm losing my mind. I woke up on the ground, dirt in all of my orifaces. In front of this communication device, where someone's half-completed entry to this internet journal was already typed. I hope they don't mind my completing it. You see, I'm so sore. So horribly sore. I'm sore in places I didn't even know I had, and therefore, I don't quite have the energy to navigate the site. All I can do is type.
What happened? Did something happen while I was asleep? I seem to be missing my pants. And I also seem to be covered in g
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I'm losing my mind. But it's all right. Apparently, that sort of thing happens here all the time. Did I miss supper?
The last thing I remember was meeting a relative of the Emperor. He wanted to visit the lake. I advised against it. He went. I followed out of duty and concern for his safety. It attacked. I attacked. It grabbed me. Then it-- OH, GODS!
...
I'm losing my mind. I woke up on the ground, dirt in all of my orifaces. In front of this communication device. Covered in slime. Sans pants. I'm so sore. So horribly sore. I'm sore in places I didn't even know I had.
Something happened, but I'm not certian I want to remember. A relative of the Emperor was present at the lake. The lake beast was also present, and then it gra
...
I'm losing my mind. I woke up on the ground, dirt in all of my orifaces. In front of this communication device, where someone's half-completed entry to this internet journal was already typed. I hope they don't mind my completing it. You see, I'm so sore. So horribly sore. I'm sore in places I didn't even know I had, and therefore, I don't quite have the energy to navigate the site. All I can do is type.
What happened? Did something happen while I was asleep? I seem to be missing my pants. And I also seem to be covered in g
...
I'm losing my mind. But it's all right. Apparently, that sort of thing happens here all the time. Did I miss supper?