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[ this obnoxious banner in the mess hall says
CONGRATULATIONS ON TURNING LEGAL AND NO ONE CARING BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S TOO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS
SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS IT A WEEK AGO
DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY AT THIS POINT
Have some birthday-cake flavored vodka, kid, enjoy yourself ]
Does this stuff really taste like cake??
(( OH NO BED. will pick up tomorrow! ))
CONGRATULATIONS ON TURNING LEGAL AND NO ONE CARING BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY'S TOO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS
SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS IT A WEEK AGO
DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY AT THIS POINT
Have some birthday-cake flavored vodka, kid, enjoy yourself ]
Does this stuff really taste like cake??
(( OH NO BED. will pick up tomorrow! ))