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[already_risen]

*posted to the CFUD network*

I've got a number of questions for as many people as possible and posting them online is obviously the best way to go about it. Please take a minute to read the below and let me know if you have any information. If you're online just for memes or picture reblogging, take one minute out of your lulz anyways to read the below and respond if you have an answer.

• I am looking for my brother, Shaun Mason. He has brown hair and he was wearing a Kevlar vest, jeans, boots, and was carrying a crossbow. If you've seen anyone that fits that description or answers to that name, please let me know immediately.
• In utter seriousness, is it true that no one here has been bitten and then turned into a zombie while this "camp" has been in operation? I'm particularly interested in the answers from those of you who have been here for a long duration.
• When I entered this "camp", a number of recording and video devices that I had on me immediately stopped working. I would like the assistance of anyone versed with that kind of technology to look at it for me and determine if it can be fixed. No further help needed.
• I'm looking for a place to live while I'm stuck here. I have a condition with my eyes where bright light is extremely painful. As a result, I would like to live somewhere where there is low light at all times, preferably UV lamps if possible. Does anyone know of such a place like that here? No further help needed again.
• I'd just about die for a can of non-diet Coke right now and diet is all I've been able to find in the Mess Hall. Who's got a stash and what do I have to do get them to share?

Responding online is fine, but I'm also in the Mess Hall right now if you would prefer to give me information in person.

[ooc: All responses are presumed typed unless you specifically state in your comment that you're in person.]
[ooc2: Bedtime! I'll pick up threads tomorrow and late repliers are very much welcome!]