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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Out on the edges of camp, an enormous maze has appeared. If you fly or climb up, you can briefly see it stretching out farther than the eye can see with a faint glow in the centre, before the walls grow to obscure your view. Outside the maze, there is yet another sign:

the First: Maze of Trials]

[Find your way through the maze and maybe you'

Comments

[autoeroticar]

[What a perfectly safe normal car parked outside the maze.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[And what a perfectly normal maze for a car to be parked outside!]

[autoeroticar]

[Shines headlights at it.]

[Looks mysteeeerious.]

[Nope. Fuck that noise.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[But there might be cookies inside!]

[autoeroticar]

[THIS IS NO TIME FOR COOKIES MY BOSS JUST CAUGHT ME SLACKING OFF SHIIIIT]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[MEGATRON MADE THESE COOKIES, BITCH]

[autoeroticar]

[POISON!!]

[404_leafclover]

It's a car!

[clearly I am a child prodigy]

[autoeroticar]

[oh no that skinjob is doubtlessly sticky and covered in grime. go away skinjob, go awayyyy]

[404_leafclover]

[neverrrr]

I wonder if the owner is nearby...

Hellooooo?

[autoeroticar]

Shoo.

[404_leafclover]

-- Who's there!?

[autoeroticar]

It's God. And I'm here to tell you that you've been very bad.

[404_leafclover]

But... but that's Santa's job!

[autoeroticar]

Same person. Surpriiise.

[404_leafclover]

Santa is God and he's also a car?

This is really shocking...!