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[lunadickery]

[What a fine evening this is to be spending outdoors! Scenic piles of snow gracing the midwestern farmscape, countless stars twinkling in the clear winter sky, a red moon hanging low on the horizon, flaming mistletoe, a masked and costumed man with a crossbow standing on a roof

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[goddamnemperor]

[no need, I started laughing]

[lunadickery]

Do you find something amusing?

[goddamnemperor]

Something? No. Everything? Yes.

[lunadickery]

...Hmph. This is hardly a laughing matter.

[sueperman]

...

Are you stuck?

[lunadickery]

Hardly.

[sueperman]

If you make the cabins lit on fire, I'll rip you apart. Got it?

[lunadickery]

I have no intention of harming innocents.

[verypointed]

[w-wait what?

... on one hand, getting rid of mistletoe. On the other... mass murderer. What do.]

YOU!

[lunadickery]

Hero. Have you come to get in my way?

[verypointed]

... no actually, go right ahead. Let me know when you're done.

[lunadickery]

Oh? So now you suddenly approve of my actions? Barnaby Brooks Jr., are you aware of how your indecisiveness makes your justice weak and frail?

[bluetilator]

That will not work. Your actions are pointless.

[lunadickery]

I will not turn a blind eye to the existence of such abominations.

[bluetilator]

They will continue to exist, no matter what you do to them. Are you so scared of a kiss that you will waste your time on foolish efforts?

[lunadickery]

It is too soon to be making those claims. And is the not the kissing I find evil, but removal of consent.

[skirtindanger]

... Is that going to work?

[sueperman]

No. He's an idiot and he's gonna do something stupid. Even my heatvision didn't work.

[skirtindanger]

Ugh, it figures. These things really are immortal.

[sueperman]

If it gets out of hand, he's going down.