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Dec 12, 2011 15:16

What's your favorite thing about Earth?

-- Or even Camp, if y'know, that floats your boat?

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 22:13:33 UTC
Earth culture. Trying the food, being around for the holidays and festivities. Might as well make the best out of being trapped here... fortunate that salarians can eat the same foods at humans.

Don't really enjoy camp though. Incredible cross-universe "hub." Plenty of potential. Travel, export, exploration, new technology. New disease, crime. Off-topic now. Can't do proper experiments - camp is childish, eccentric. Changes results! Frustrating.

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hakases December 12 2011, 22:17:58 UTC
Ooh!

[ this is the slow look of absolute JOY SPREADING ACROSS HIS FACE OH MY GOD I DON'T HAVE AN ICON FOR THE SHEER AMOUNT OF JOY ]

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 22:19:58 UTC
Obviously pleased to see a visibly alien person. Mordin Solus. Professor, doctor, inter-species consultant, great with xenobiology, anatomy, and obviously salarian. Good afternoon.

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hakases December 12 2011, 22:25:23 UTC
[ shaking his head ]

No no, I don't care about that you being visibly alien -- you're a researcher! Like me! You have to tell me everything you know about Earth -- and the other planets you've been to too! I just... the only people I know not from Earth but are on Earth are my crew members and they don't care about research!

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 22:27:54 UTC
Glowing enthusiasm over science. Haven't seen that in a while. Only know bits and pieces about Earth - never traveled there. No reason to. Can forward you any information you'd like.

[ typing on the glowing tool that forms a hologram over his arm ]

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hakases December 12 2011, 22:31:05 UTC
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Please do!

Also -- your hologram thing, did you make that?

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 22:34:38 UTC
Called an omni-tool. Standard issue for engineers, battlefield work. Information recall. Tech users. Didn't make it, no. Stores information, can be used for hacking and repair. Email address here in camp information can be forwarded to? Don't mind doing explanation in person, but might want to do some bedtime reading.

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hakases December 12 2011, 22:40:40 UTC
Oh! Uhm, gokaigreen@cfud.net!

Man, that's a neat gadget.

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 22:43:45 UTC
[ type type type, and then it disappears ]

Information on planets, races, cultures from home dimension. Significant events. Plenty of information. Included some medical details and a few digital issues of Fornax, in case of xeno-curiosity.

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hakases December 12 2011, 22:50:03 UTC
[ . . . ]

Senpai.

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 22:52:07 UTC
Translator didn't catch that. Camp or own. What?

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hakases December 12 2011, 22:55:55 UTC
I want you to be my teacher!

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 23:00:16 UTC
Haven't had a student for some time. Sure. Would like to know your background, though. What do you know? What have you done?... What would you like to study under me?

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hakases December 12 2011, 23:04:14 UTC
Ah, well. I'm a space pirate so I travel around and fight a lot because of it. Steal things too but it's not that big a deal. I know a lot! I always like too find a bit about the culture of the planets we visit. I'm well versed in cooking but my specialty is technology. Building and fixed things -- like computers or space ships! All types.

As for what I want to study... I just want to know what you know.

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toughcloaca December 12 2011, 23:07:49 UTC
Space pirate. Huge problem in home dimension.

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hakases December 12 2011, 23:12:35 UTC
W-weh! But the empire we fight against is evil!

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