SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[notallmiracles]

[trying to step out of the path of it.

....over and over and over.]

Oh, I don't ... oh!! It's up there too! It's everywhere!

[shockingreveal]

This happened before.

[notallmiracles]

I think it happens a lot. Like an annual thing.

[shockingreveal]

Twice a year, then.

[notallmiracles]

It really is everywhere!

I might be able to do a few, but I can't kiss this many people!

[shockingreveal]

... Why would you need to kiss everyone?

[notallmiracles]

Because it's everywhere!

[shockingreveal]

[ to here

[rhymeswithpain]

[punches one away]

[notallmiracles]

[watching, tries to punch one away too]

Oh ... sorry! I didn't mean to!

[rhymeswithpain]

It's okay.

[hakases]

W-what is?!