SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[skepticalities]

What's festive, exactly . . . ?

[fuckseptember]

...

I knew about this. Maybe I should have mentioned it.

[skepticalities]

Mention what?

[fuckseptember]

[points at the mistletoe]

[skepticalities]

[looks up! and blinks.]

O . . . kay. What about it?

[fuckseptember]

It's gonna force us to kiss.

[skepticalities]

Can it actually do that?

[fuckseptember]

I'm... pretty sure it can, yeah.

[skepticalities]

[ATTEMPTS TO MOVE. and nada.]

. . . great.

[fuckseptember]

You know what? I'm not even going to apologize.

[stepping closer]

[skepticalities]

[rolls his eyes.]

You wouldn't.

[fuckseptember]

[I GUESS I'M DRAGGING YOU IN FOR A KISS. HELLO AGENT LEE]

[skepticalities]

[g . . . goddamnit . . .

tenses as he's pulled in, but after a few seconds, he seems to relax somewhat, letting him take the lead.]

[fuckseptember]

[is as good at kissing as he is at everything else. :)!!]

[skepticalities]

[BETTER AT KISSING THAN EINSTEIN!!!1]

[fuckseptember]

[YES TOTALLY. And this is lasting longer than it strictly has to]