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[iscrewtothink]

[messhall. late nights. the sight that has not been seen for some time? a mad scientist typing away on his computer, posting the following notice on the camp's boards:

FOUND: 1 BRAINCurrently unclaimed by the zombies and capable of replication

Comments

[primesdontparty]

... Is this allowed?

[iscrewtothink]

Hmn?

[primesdontparty]

Is it not unethical to remove a brain and subject it to experimentation?

[iscrewtothink]

The brain was found without a proper skull, so I'm not certain how that would apply to me.

[swissarmycock]

Wow. You just made every crazy scientist back at home look sane.

[iscrewtothink]

I do try to excel in my profession.

[swissarmycock]

[golfclaps]

[iscrewtothink]

[turns screw T8)]

[skirtindanger]

... Are you sure someone's going to try looking for something like that, Professor?

[iscrewtothink]

If it's important enough to them... or if they find it interesting enough...

[skirtindanger]

Where... did you find it, anyway?

[iscrewtothink]

...

Maka, I will entrust you with a secret.

[jerkchester]

Oh my god, what did you do?!

[iscrewtothink]

Dean Winchester!

... this isn't your brain is it? That would be amusing, if anything.

[jerkchester]

Very funny. That joke's been done to--[pause] It's done enough.

[iscrewtothink]

No, that would be the marbles pun. Which, by the way, I still have those marbles somewhere. Though the flesh rotted off some time ago...

[very_bad_end]

[types]

[Camp Neurosurgeon Takano Miyo, Hospital Room #123]

[typed]

[iscrewtothink]

When would be the best time to deliver said specimen?

Re: [typed]

[very_bad_end]

As soon as possible.

Or if you prefer, I could come to you.

Re: [typed]

[iscrewtothink]

If you prefer braving the dark night.