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[littlestdeath]

[If you're walking by today, you might be getting accosted by a mongoose, a pureblood vampire, a bounty hunter, or maybe ALL THREE]

Do you mind if we ask you some questions about your experiences this month?

((OOC: IF YOU LOVE US YOU'LL TAG WITH VAMPIRES))

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[putyaswordson]

[ was turned into a vampire this month?! ]

Yeah, I do.

[littlestdeath]

How come? They're just questions.

[putyaswordson]

I've had a bad month.

[littlestdeath]

It could be related to something that we're trying to fix. You wanna tell me what made it a bad month?

[putyaswordson]

Only if you specify what you're trying to fix.

[littlestdeath]

We're trying to be subtle about it, though. If I tell you then it ruins it.

[putyaswordson]

Some people had crazy stuff happen to them earlier this month, with the threads. They might not want to have to talk about that. If you're not dealing with that, then I was turned into a vampire earlier this month.

[littlestdeath]

It's the second one. So a vampire attacked you?

[putyaswordson]

... it... wasn't a person...

[littlestdeath]

So it was a bat?

[putyaswordson]

... no, a... panda.

[littlestdeath]

We have vampire pandas? Since when?

[putyaswordson]

I'm just telling you what happened!

[littlestdeath]

Fair enough. Do you know what happened to the...vampire panda?

[putyaswordson]

It ran off.

[littlestdeath]

It figures. Well, at least we have some kind of lead.