itp: the thanksgiving you didn't know you wanted.
[SO. THERE IS A FEAST ON A TABLE IN THE MESSHALL.
IT IS FULL OF THE STAPLES, TURKEY, STUFFING, CRANBERRY SAUCE, GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE, THAT WEIRD PIE YOUR GRANDMA MAKES EVERY THANKSGIVING.
It looks delicious. I mean, sweet potatoes, potatoes, gravy, LOTS OF GRAVY, rolls... you get the picture.
And when you're done with that, there is a cardboard cutout that reads,
"WAL-MART" with a bunch of boxes next to it.
Next to that is a cardboard sign that reads, "MCDONALDS: Because shopping works up an appetite."
HAPPY START OF THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING HOLIDAYS."
Oh, and if you try to make out with the boxes without paying, you will likely find yourself as a small furry animal. Fair warning.]
IT IS FULL OF THE STAPLES, TURKEY, STUFFING, CRANBERRY SAUCE, GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE, THAT WEIRD PIE YOUR GRANDMA MAKES EVERY THANKSGIVING.
It looks delicious. I mean, sweet potatoes, potatoes, gravy, LOTS OF GRAVY, rolls... you get the picture.
And when you're done with that, there is a cardboard cutout that reads,
"WAL-MART" with a bunch of boxes next to it.
Next to that is a cardboard sign that reads, "MCDONALDS: Because shopping works up an appetite."
HAPPY START OF THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING HOLIDAYS."
Oh, and if you try to make out with the boxes without paying, you will likely find yourself as a small furry animal. Fair warning.]