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[aphroes]

[ there is a purple gorilla pinned to a tree and a small girl standing in front of it, looking slightly annoyed. how she managed to do that is anyone's guess ]

Honestly... attacking me for eating a banana. That's just ridiculous.

(ooc: fresh meat, new character, intro... warnings. what am i doing, etc)

Comments

[unguilding]

Are you sure you didn't eat his banana? Maybe that's why he's mad!

[aphroes]

Even if it was, that doesn't warrant an attack. I noticed he already had plenty of his own.

[unguilding]

Maybe he really likes bananas, or they're something really important to him! I'm sure nobody likes it when somebody else just comes up and grabs their banana. Even if they have more than one!

[floralingual]

They do that sometimes. It's best to try and ignore them.

[aphroes]

So I can expect multicolored jungle animals to attack me, should I choose to eat in front of them?

[ don't jinx yourself, kuroko ]

... Well, I don't want to be trampled by a blue elephant if I ever gain the urge to eat peanuts. Your advice does seem like the best course of action. Thank you...?

[ name please ]

[floralingual]

Well, I've never seen elephants here, but I suppose it's always a possibility...

[ what an odd logic to jump to ]

Jun Kurosu.

[aphroes]

The fact that it's a possibility is a concern in itself.

[ she looks at the gorilla and then back to him ]

Kuroko Shirai. It's nice to meet you. Do you mind if I ask you a few question?

[polyculture]

Maybe they're running low.

[smoothcriminal]

Rakan.

[polyculture]

Chigusa!

[smoothcriminal]

[stands next to him, looking at the gorilla]

What happened?

[forevermadao]

Maybe you should just try to get to know them a bit better. Gorillas can actually make for pretty decent friends.

[aphroes]

Are you speaking from experience or do you just want to see what happens if I tried and then laugh about it?

[forevermadao]

I'm speaking from experience. One of my best friends is a gorilla... Or is he just really gorilla-like? I forget sometimes.

[aphroes]

You can't be serious.

[skirtindanger]

... Impressive.

[aphroes]

[ sighs ]

All in a day's work.

[skirtindanger]

They're usually pretty persistent, too.

[aphroes]

I have experience when it comes to dealing with overgrown primates.