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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

Comments

[runstowardsfire]

. . . What's Windex and is that safe for consumption?

[verydurable]

Uh . . . dunno.

Soap, I guess?

[runstowardsfire]

Why are you trying to eat soap?

[verydurable]

I'm not eating it. But eh, the rest didn't look so bad.

[unguilding]

Windex?

[my first thought is to ignore everything and pick up the peanut butter, opening it and INSPECTING]

[verydurable]

[it looks delicious. and full of nuts]

You know, like the spray bottles?

[unguilding]

I don't know what that is.

[holds up the jar] What is this called?

[verydurable]

Uh . . . Peanut Butter. You know what butter is, right?

[nicetroll]

Pervert.

[ draped on a chair, sitting backwards in it and watching ]

[verydurable]

I was framed!

[verydurable]

Wait, say huh?

[nicetroll]

Guilty conscience too. I can work with this.

Say, what's your name?

[acloneforever]

... How do you know what Windex tastes like?

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[verydurable]

Huh? Because I just tasted it, that's why.

[acloneforever]

Better question, why taste it in the first place?

[redmarksthespot]

Earthlings eat this stuff?

[verydurable]

Earthlings?

[redmarksthespot]

Ah? The people of this planet.

[verydurable]

So what are you, an alien?