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[aguidingoath]

[Suddenly, musicians can be heard jamming inside the barn with the… festive looking banner strung up above it.]

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[batburglar]

[ Oh my god it's someone who looks like me. ]

Should I be congratulating someone here?

[bethecoolkid]

[... Hopy shit there are two of them. That gives you a Very Bad Idea.]

birthday boy would be the mouse over there
you any good at singing and dancing?

[batburglar]

Not the lady you're looking for to fill that request. Sorry.

[bethecoolkid]

dang
here we are
big birthday bash with lots of cakes and not a single girl in them
darn shame that

[aguidingoath]

[Casually turns around and gives Dave a mild lightning-zap from his finger-tips.]

[bethecoolkid]

kay
that was warranted

[batburglar]

To his credit, it was. Not a way to talk to a lady.

[bethecoolkid]

lies and untruths
aint no set of iron staunch panties i cant moisten given the chance
you furries just got this weird culture that cant appreciate gold when you hear it

[aguidingoath]

[You don't look quite like you were designed by Walt. Something in your lines and shapes...]

Ah, that'd be me miss...?

[batburglar]

Well, congratulations! On... what would that be, now? You're the birthday boy?

[aguidingoath]

Already up to [A NUMBER GOES HERE that indicates he's approaching/in early middle-ages because idk my bff Kingdom Hearts canon man.] and still goin' strong!

[batburglar]

And you don't look a hair over your twenties! Guess there is cause for congratulations.

[aguidingoath]

I lead an active sorta lifestyle. Keeps me fresh and the grey out of my fur.

[batburglar]

While white hair looks great on me... not so much someone getting it out of old age.

Say, who are you?

[aguidingoath]

Name's Mickey, miss. Mickey Mouse, captain of camp's tour boat. The skeleton over there's Brook, and the little wise-guy in the suit's Dave.

[batburglar]

A pleasure. I'm Rouge the Bat, but you can call me Rouge.