LASER POPCORN

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[Being halfway through November means that all the corn in the cornfields is drying up... So what happens if you hit dried up corn with a laser?

Lots of popcorn. At least, that's what happens in Camp Fuck U Die

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[needsahandjob]

[instinctively slams up a telekinetic shield because lasers + explosions = someone trying to kill you.]

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[and your shield is covered by a tidal wave of totally innocent popcorn]

[needsahandjob]

[HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER.

aka he flies up out of range]

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[which puts you in visual range of the two jackasses firing said lasers]

[needsahandjob]

[which he uses to yell, tbqh]

What the hell's your problem?!

[comesquickly]

What are you talking about, dude?

[needsahandjob]

So what's your reason for trying to kill me?

[comesquickly]

Uh... I wasn't?

[needsahandjob]

Great. I'd get killed by stupidity.

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Dude, we're not going to kill anyone. We're conducting an experiment.

[needsahandjob]

Bullshit.

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All we're doing is seeing if the lasers can make popcorn. And it worked.

[needsahandjob]

You're shooting high powered lasers at people! Jesus, it's going to be embarrassing if I end up killed by stupidity rather than someone actually aiming at taking me out.

[comesquickly]

No, we're shooting them at corn.

[needsahandjob]

Which I was in.

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There was no one in there when I checked it. I even got all the zombies out.