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[tearsinnajar]

[Parachuting in would appear to be a novel way to be dumped into Camp, and perhaps even a little impressive and cool.

Until one's parachute catches on the edge of a barn, leaving one hanging, as well as dislodging your camcorder and all you can do is dangle helplessly as it it clatters to the ground, breaking its lens]

-DAMMIT. I swear. Never

Comments

[soviet_catboy]

...

Do you need a slow clap or some help?

[tearsinnajar]

My inner monologue is already covering the slowclap.

[soviet_catboy]

Cool.

...How do I... help? What would be helpful? I dunno how to get you down.

[tearsinnajar]

Well, the harness should pop off and I could just hop down, but that's working about as well as anything else today.

[nonrecon]

[Considers this situation, for a moment.]

I'm guessing that's not supposed to happen.

[tearsinnajar]

It's not what I was aiming for, no.

[nonrecon]

[Earth girls are so silly.]

Can you get down?

[tearsinnajar]

I'm working on it.

[takeme2urpants]

--Ah.

[Approaches] Are you injured, Miss?

[tearsinnajar]

Oh my God w-what in the world is that.

[takeme2urpants]

...

A concerned passerby?

[tearsinnajar]

Of course now my camera's broken.

[justwannahave]

[At least it was only pumpkins that time . . .]

Aim for the fields next time?

[tearsinnajar]

... I've been drugged, haven't I.

[justwannahave]

Sorry, but no. You're just in Camp.

[tearsinnajar]

Of course.

[bluetilator]

[n. watch]

[tearsinnajar]

[...waves?]

[bluetilator]

You are not very good at that.

[tearsinnajar]

I'm really not.