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[fuckyou_chorus]

[LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, YOUR CHARACTER WAS SLEEPING SOMEWHERE.

THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE. also gosh that person they're sleeping with now is very snuggle-worthy and warm. There's no way this bedninja post could go badly at all!]

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[fifthpleads]

[ you are super warm and i am super snoring ]

[computerjackoff]

[It's cool dude, I'm snoring too]

[fifthpleads]

[ oh cool this seems pretty legit to me, let's just sleep our saturday morning away together ]

[computerjackoff]

[I do roll around in my sleep, though. no snuggling, rolling awaaaay]

[fifthpleads]

[ bro you might just roll straight off the bed at this rate ]

[computerjackoff]

[almost, but not quite! just kind of sprawls out on the edge of the bed and continues to snore there]

[fifthpleads]

[ well with more room I hope you don't mind if I just sprawl out here ]

[computerjackoff]

[that's fine, until I ROLL BACK OVER. have a small child sleeping half on you]

[swordsinside]

[oh good we can be a snorchestra]

[fifthpleads]

[ the gosh darn snorepocalypse ]

[swordsinside]

[SNOREMAGEDDON even]

[fifthpleads]

[ snore 2: revenge of the nasal cavity ]

[swordsinside]

[Night of the day of the dawn of the return of the revenge of the son of the snore]

[fifthpleads]

[ the sequel ]

[swordsinside]

[Fo' sho'.

Meanwhile, rolling over and subsequently partially on to him, grumbling.]

[fifthpleads]

[ zzzsnkbuh ]

Didn't order... room service...