[posted on the camp network/bulletin/whatevs]

[nosenolimits]

Say a guy I know needs a teeny-tiny favor, and would be willin' to do a favor in return.

How's that sound so far?

((Winding down for the night! Will definitely pick up, but as I will be out of town for the rest of the week, be alerted for epic slowness.))

Comments

[me_fuckyeah]

... I dunno. What type of favor?

[nosenolimits]

Iiiiitty-bitty, I promise.

[me_fuckyeah]

Just a small one?

[nosenolimits]

So tiny you won't even remember it.

[me_fuckyeah]

Okay, what is it?

[nosenolimits]

Wait. What d'ya want in return?

[me_fuckyeah]

Hmm...

How good are you at making things?

[nosenolimits]

Depends on the kind of things. Heavy lifting, construction work. Sure.

[me_fuckyeah]

ALRIGHT! You'll help me build a McDonalds!

And a mall!

[nosenolimits]

. . . Are you serious?

[me_fuckyeah]

Why would I joke about something that important?

[nosenolimits]

You some sort of kid architect or something?

[me_fuckyeah]

Nope! I'm even better!

I'm a capitalist.

[nosenolimits]

... You 'nd everybody else.

[me_fuckyeah]

And there's no better capitalist than America!

[FIRECRACKERS GO OFF IN THE DISTANCE]

[nosenolimits]

I'm not really gonna argue with that, but...