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[bluetilator]

Explain your human holidays. I wish to understand them.

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[screwfate]

...Any one in particular?

[bluetilator]

All of them.

[screwfate]

*didn't I take care of my part of this when I explained Easter eggs?*

I don't know about all of them.

[bluetilator]

You knew about Easter. Tell me the ones you know.

[rhymeswithpain]

Why?

[bluetilator]

So I can understand humans, and their rituals.

[rhymeswithpain]

Are you... pretending?

[bluetilator]

Explain your question.

[baconstripping]

Pointless.

[bluetilator]

Do you think the holidays pointless or is it my question you object to?

[baconstripping]

The holidays.

[bluetilator]

Yes, I agree.

[informadick]

What culture? Time of year? Spiritual or secular? Recent or old? And by old I mean ancient.

[bluetilator]

Tell me about all current holidays.

[informadick]

...That may take a while...

[bluetilator]

I have time.

[swissarmycock]

Actually, that's a pretty good question. I always wanted to know what Hanukkah was.

[bluetilator]

It has an interesting name. Is it violent?

[swissarmycock]

Not... that I know of.

[bluetilator]

Already Hanukkah is a disappointment.