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[weaponvexed]

[MEANWHILE, OUT IN THE FIELDS--

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[chicksdigfuzz]

[EXPLOSIONS ARE AFOOT have a teenager teleporting nearby]

Wait, who started without me? That's not how you do cow-tipping, guys.

[weaponvexed]

[I wish that was more surprising to me]

Don't tell me this is routine.

[chicksdigfuzz]

Nah. I just saw the explosion and figured someone got ahead of me in cow-tipping. It was on our list of exciting camp things to do.

[weaponvexed]

Well, I think that's enough excitement for one day, kid. And you might need some new hobbies.

[chicksdigfuzz]

The majority of my hobbies are relatively safe and mundane. But when there are cows in a cornfield, you can't help but try and tip them. Especially robot cows.

[weaponvexed]

I can help it. What's even the point of a robot cow?

[chicksdigfuzz]

I'm actually not sure. But they're part of the local wildlife. I'm generally more preoccupied with the giant squid to question the cows.

[weaponvexed]

What is this, some kind of zoo?

[chicksdigfuzz]

It's a zombie-infested summer camp, actually.

[weaponvexed]

You know, people keep saying that, I'm starting to think it's a trend.

[chicksdigfuzz]

I can assure you that we're being serious. Look, you can even see Marcy from here.

[pointing to the silo where you can just make out some tentacles wiggling]

[weaponvexed]

You know what, I'm not an expert or anything? But I always thought those lived in the ocean. Where they make sense.

[chicksdigfuzz]

Nothing here makes sense, dude.