ITP: VERBAL CALENDAR.

[me_fuckyeah]

Sorry to interrupt your daily night in the life, but this is your friendly reminder to set you clocks one hour back on November 6! We're not Europe here, we do Daylight Savings Time differently

Comments

[acloneforever]

... Do you really need to announce all that?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yes! Yes I did.

[stare]

Do I know you.

[acloneforever]

[ blink blink ]

Don't... think so?

[me_fuckyeah]

... I know you!

... Or maybe I don't.

Has anyone told you you look like superman before?

[burgercraving]

What Christmas shopping?

[me_fuckyeah]

You're not buying anyone Christmas presents?!

[quelle horreur]

[burgercraving]

Unless you're planning to set up a mall in the center of the cornfield just left of the carnival, camp's still gonna be failing at capitalism.

[me_fuckyeah]

Ohhhh, you underestimate my can-do spirit!! Big mistake!

[into_adventure]

I want to be in the parade!

[me_fuckyeah]

I need an 8 x 11 picture of you, in your best dress!

[into_adventure]

I don't have any dresses.

[me_fuckyeah]

Um. Dress pants?

[me_fuckyeah]

What kind of meat? Because otherwise, it might as well be a hot dog.

[me_fuckyeah]

It's not complicated! It's just a simple distinction!

[waylaidvagrant]

>the corn husks do not need a stupid monarch.
>corn town already has a perfectly just and mannerly mayor.
>mayors are much better than queens.

[me_fuckyeah]

The mayor has a different position!

[waylaidvagrant]

>is that so?
>what does the mayor do for the parade?

[me_fuckyeah]

He leads it, duh. This is how smalltown America works.