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[fanserv_ice]

[today in the mess hall, someone set up a stand! There's a HERO sitting there, with a giant sign next to her reading:

FREE SNOW CONESThere's no ice to be seen, but there are a few flavors-bottles lined up on the table, as well as a bunch of cups. The girl sitting on the stand doesn't seem particularly happy, however

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[verypointed]

Do you have strawberry?

[fanserv_ice]

Hah...? Don't tell me you want one.

[verypointed]

I was just asking if you had that flavor. What kind of customer service is that?

[fanserv_ice]

I-It's not like I chose to do this! One moment I was taking food, the next I suddenly found myself here in my work costume! It doesn't count as work if I didn't even had the chance to agree to do it.

[pauses]

I have strawberry.

[verypointed]

Nevertheless, it's our duty to promote a positive image of our sponsors.

I'll take a strawberry. Do you have spoons?

[fanserv_ice]

I don't need you to tell me how to do my job, pretty boy!

[checking the table... and there are spoons]

Looks like it. Do you want one or not?

[verypointed]

I'd like one, yes.

[fanserv_ice]

[this face forever, Bunny. Taking one of the cups and then making ice in it! And putting the flavor and the spoon aaaand then handing it to him]

Here you go.

I can't believe I'm using my powers for this...

[verypointed]

Thank you.

[Takes the spoon and very delicately tries some of it. And pauses thoughtfully. Then hands it back to her]

... no thanks.

[fanserv_ice]

[oh my god what!! Staring at]

What's wrong now!?

[verypointed]

It doesn't taste like real strawberries.

[fanserv_ice]

It's just a snow cone, isn't that being way too picky?

[verypointed]

You didn't warn me it was artificial flavoring. It's bad for your body.

[fanserv_ice]

Aren't you just wasting my time now...?! If you don't want one, then don't take one!

[verypointed]

I'd only be wasting your time if you had a giant line of customers wanting your snow cones.

Do you not want the company then?

[fanserv_ice]

...

I don't mind company, but you're just being annoying.