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[altersattract]

[ SOMEWHERE . . . is there still a famed center of Camp. . . THERE IS A WOMAN TALKING TO HER bracelet. ]

"Fix livejournal"? Is that the best you can give me? Fix livejournal? As if that's the biggest problem here. Did you miss the zombies?

(becoming derpy! Will pick up here and there tonight/tomorrow/whenever)

Comments

[skinofalizard]

The zombies are pretty lame, actually.

[altersattract]

More lame or less lame than the website?

[skinofalizard]

Well, the zombies never broadcast personal secrets over the network, so...less?

[altersattract]

I can tell this is going to be a fun visit.

Thanks for the info.

[skinofalizard]

Less a "visit" and more a "stay," actually, but you're welcome. I'm Victor.

[altersattract]

[ raises an eyebrow at 'stay', but we'll leave that for later. ]

Lorna. It's nice to meet you, Victor.

[skinofalizard]

[laughs a bit]

Lorna Dane? I thought you looked familiar. I remember your picture from the X-Men file.

[beat]

...and wow that sounds creepy like that. I'm a mutant, too...obviously. Basically the only one that actually takes the time to read all the files.

[altersattract]

I'd say 'the one and only' but all of the world-hopping interdimensional reality shifting seems to prove me wrong there.

[ she has to laugh too ]

Believe me, I've heard way creepier. And I'm sure someone else has read those files . . . Scott, at least.

[skinofalizard]

...All right. The only student, then. And at least you're ready for this place, what with it being an interdimensional summer camp and all.

[altersattract]

It's my first with zombies, though since they're apparently not a problem I guess I can just relax.

[skinofalizard]

Well, I wouldn't say that.

[altersattract]

Does this have to do with the 'slow death of dignity'? Or the multiverse eating beast thing?

[skinofalizard]

...all of the above?

[altersattract]

Know anything about either you want to share?

[skinofalizard]

As for the first, expect to wake up in other people's beds; for other people to wake up in yours; to randomly turn into a child, old woman, man, or small animal; to find yourself in the shower with other people; to suddenly be in someone else's body while they're in yours; and to have embarrassing and painful memories be broadcast for everyone to see, hear, read about, or relive.

As for the second...I'm pretty sure it's not Galactus.

[altersattract]

. . .

Well. That's . . . something . . .