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[very_bad_end]

[if you happen to pass by one section of the woods, you might find two blonde women having a discussion over tea, complete with elaborate tea set and chairs. The contents of their conversation might seem a little strange though

Comments

[art_crow]

And what if that human gets attacked and eaten by Bigfoot? Then what?

[very_bad_end]

...I believe we are too far from Bigfoot's territory for that.

[art_crow]

Oh, so it has to be something in Camp? I guess if Marcy suddenly got a taste for human beings...

[very_bad_end]

'Marcy' the tentacle monster? I wasn't aware she was here still.

[art_crow]

Nah, she hasn't went anywhere, well, except now she lives on top of her own silo.

[goldlace]

Such a thing would make a dull conclusion to a story like that.

[art_crow]

What if the human gets eaten by a werewolf? A zombie? A baboon? ...a rabid cow?

[goldlace]

Ahahahahahahahahah! What amusing outcomes to even think of...!! A rabid cow?! What the heck is that?!

[art_crow]

It's like a rabid dog except it's a cow.

[goldlace]

And if it was a robot?

[art_crow]

It would probably break down on account of not being able to digest human flesh, unless someone went through the trouble of designing a robot that eat human beings.

[goldlace]

Ufufufufufufu. Something like that created by humans would not be surprising. They are masochistic creatures, after all.

[art_crow]

Well, seeing as how they also created DMVs, infomercials, and reality TV, I definitely agree.

[goldlace]

H... Hoh. Reality TV, you say.... [intrigued look]

[art_crow]

Ya know, shows like Survivor, Big Brother, and Jersey Shore.

[goldlace]

Ohoh. Perhaps these are the shows my butler has spoken to me of once before.