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[nicetroll]

[ today you may be walking or sitting or just enjoying the breeze when suddenly

LIGHTNING BOLT

striking right near you or perhaps, on you (a pity really)

then there's a voice nearby ]

Look, you missed.

Comments

[skirtindanger]

[oHGOD JUMPING BACK]

-- Aaah! What the...?!

[nicetroll]

Be careful, I hear pigtails are flammable.

[skirtindanger]

I-- I know that, it just came out of nowhere!

[nicetroll]

Gosh, that sure is troubling. Better find the source of it quick!

[skirtindanger]

Are you mocking me?

[nicetroll]

I don't really mock.

[skirtindanger]

Tch, that jerk! That was definitely mocking...

[nicetroll]

I can hear you.

[skirtindanger]

Hmph. I'm not going to waste my time on this.

[nicetroll]

Don't let your ego hit you on the way out. ♥

[skirtindanger]

-- Ego? What makes you think I have an ego?!

[nicetroll]

You're leaving a defenseless man all alone with a rabid vampire just because you think he mocked you.

[skirtindanger]

Let me guess, did you piss off the vampire, too?

[nicetroll]

No, she just has a problem with my existence. It's so pitiful, I'm not allowed a life just because of her cruel cruel prejudices!

[skirtindanger]

[this wavering face isn't sure whether to believe you or not]

[nicetroll]

... You don't have to believe me, but I assure you I'm telling the truth.