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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Boring night is boring. You may be bobbing for apples or playing games inside. Or you may be one of those ever vigilant types who like to patrol in which case those weird crops that showed up on Saturday morning are looking a little...

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[lesbeserious]

[yeah, guess who's been patrolling because of the creepy crops.]

... ooooooof course this is how it's turned out. Christ.

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[fuckyou_chorus]

[the heads start crying at intruders approaching

loud and disturbingly shrill]

[lesbeserious]

[drawing her sword, all calm and composed]

Oh, shut the fuck up. I haven't even given you stuff to cry about yet.

[fuckyou_chorus]

[crying louder and...possibly dragging themselves up from the ground, vines whipping out to anchor near your feet and drag the creatures nearer]

[justwannahave]

[Okay, that is waaaaaaay gross]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[the crying and tiny chubby arms reaching out probably add to the gross factor]

[justwannahave]

Nope, not your mommy. *backs up a little bit* I need a weed-whacker, stat.

[fuckyou_chorus]

[while you banter some of them are using those chubby arms to dig themselves out of the ground and start crawling their way toward you all Sadako-like]

[gaybatbanchou]

[Chuckles]

Finally.

[fuckyou_chorus]

[how do you feel about punting babies?

because they are coming at you and teeth bared for your ankles]

[gaybatbanchou]

[Unsheathes his whip and casually beheads some babies]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[being babies that's like a third of their bodies right there man :/

the remaining babies have taken to throwing their fellow baby heads at you and imitating your whip strike by lashing out with their vines]

[seakingaction]

[HELLO, I HEARD THERE WERE THINGS TO PUNCH]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[YOU DID ENJOY PUNCHING CUTE NOSTALGIA CHILDREN'S TOYS??]

[seakingaction]

[AND HOW]

Ah, such a beautiful fall day! The leaves are turning colours, the animals are growing their thick, winter coats, and giant holes are appearing mysteriously on the ground!

[fuckyou_chorus]

[and tiny baby hands are reaching up for you from those holes WHAT DO, KING OF THE SEA?]

[youwillbemist]

[Well, it's almost less disturbing than some of the things at home...]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[is it more or less disturbing when they start crawling out of their holes?]

[youwillbemist]

[A little less, actually. Animate dolls are pretty tame, by FF standards.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[what about the part where there are veins and green foam spilling from their mouths?]