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[fuckyou_chorus]

[After a day of rains, the cornfields seem to be doing well...really well if you include those giant green pods among the stalks. Were they even there yesterday? And if that isn't weird enough some of the gorillas have begged off their early morning routine of harassing campers to start farming them, where to or for what there's no way to tell. But

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[nicebeach]

[totally normal. and his smiling on such a completely normal day totally isn't anything out of place at all.]

[nicenukes]

[this is all sort of suspicious WHY ARE YOU SMILING]

...Ah?

[nicebeach]

[look! he's even greeting you nicely!]

Ah, professor! Good morning.

[nicenukes]

[SCREAM. There's only one person who could possibly do this]

Is that bastard here!?

[nicebeach]

[GOING TO LOOK EVERY SO ~*INNOCENT*~ CONFUSED]

Who do you mean?

[nicenukes]

Ugh! He's faster than I expected. So he's gonna ruin this place too? I'm going to smash his face. You hear me, brat? I don't give a crap about you, but I'll find a way to fix ya.

[nicebeach]

I appreciate your concern, professor, but I don't feel sick.

[nicenukes]

Of course you wouldn't... This is troublesome. Where did he go? Did you see him? Terumi's gotta be close!

[nicebeach]

No, you're the first person I've seen today.

[nicenukes]

That smile's making me sick. Ugh. Where's Tager when I need him to knock someone out?!

[nicebeach]

Violence isn't always the answer, professor. You don't need to do that.

[nicenukes]

Have you taken me for some sort of psycho? I know that, kiddo.

[nicebeach]

Well, if you understand, then we should find brother and Lieutenant Vermillion! Then we can all have breakfast together.