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[daddyderpest]

[Out in the cornfield is a set of uncomfortable-looking plastic chairs around a table and a sign stuck to a wooden post. The sign, written in blood, says:

CFUD PARENTS GROUP
ATTENDANCE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]

Oh, how exciting!

Comments

[doctorquincy]

[sitting in a chair]

[daddyderpest]

Isn't this a fun idea? I've never been to one of these before!

[doctorquincy]

. . . A parent meeting?

[daddyderpest]

Like one of those mothers groups! We could talk about our children and uh, well, actually I'm not entirely sure what goes on at those.

[swissarmycock]

There are parents in summer camp? Yuck.

[bat_outof_hell]

Right there with you man.

[swissarmycock]

Aren't there rules for this stuff? I mean, we have rules for pretty much everything else.

[bat_outof_hell]

Seriously, I'd actually be more surprised if there weren't any rules.

[bat_outof_hell]

Wait, really? This is a thing?

[daddyderpest]

It seems so!

[bat_outof_hell]

Any reason why?

[daddyderpest]

I don't know! I suppose whoever is in charge of these things just decided this was an idea whose time has come.

[verypointed]

... a parents group.

[daddyderpest]

Yes! --Do you have children?

[verypointed]

Uh... I'm not that old.

[daddyderpest]

You don't look so young you couldn't have any, but I suppose if you react that way you must be.

[painintheneck]

[looking around, spotting the sign and rolling her eyes]

I see Camp is taking something completely out of context. Shocking.

[daddyderpest]

It does do that rather a lot. Still, I think it's an excellent idea!

[painintheneck]

So, tell me. Do you have any other children I should know about?

[daddyderpest]

Oh, no, only the two I told you about. Much as I enjoy being a parent, dealing with two is difficult enough.