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[skinofalizard]

[today, in camp, there is a lizard boy girl*]

...of course. I'm just going to stop talking, I think. I am zero for two right now.

((*Ignore the tail!))

Comments

[myheadxsplode]

[.............

boobs]

[skinofalizard]

[... oh god]

[myheadxsplode]

Hey there. I really like your... outfit.

[skinofalizard]

[....oh god]

Santo.

[myheadxsplode]

I see you've heard of me.

[skinofalizard]

...Santo, go to your room.

[myheadxsplode]

[in his ~sexiest~ voice]

Would you like to join me?

[skinofalizard]

Oh my god, Santo, how many lizard people do you think there are!? It's me!

[myheadxsplode]

[heyyy i know that tone of voice

... wait]

--Vic?!

[skinofalizard]

Yes.

[myheadxsplode]

[i'm just gonna... take a few steps backward]

[skinofalizard]

[how do you think i feel]

[myheadxsplode]

[those breasts lied to me]

I. Can't.

[skinofalizard]

[my breasts don't lie!]

No. You can't.

[myheadxsplode]

Yeah well I don't want to now! Gross! Why didn't you say something?!

[skinofalizard]

I did!