Mirror, mirror on the wall...

[iamironman]

[Tonight there is a mirror hanging on an outside wall - if you happen to glance over, it will tell you something insulting. For example, it just told a passing Tony Stark in a condescending tone, 'Don't you think that shorter haircut was trying a little hard?'. Enjoy your indignation!]

((I'm too tired to run this, mingleeeeeee! But hit me up if

Comments

[theskyenceguy]

['You think wearing a lab coat makes you a real scientist? Please.]

Hey!

[reach_within]

You mean you're not?

[theskyenceguy]

I'm a detective. Not a forensic investigator.

[reach_within]

So, what. It's a fashion statement? Or...

[reach_within]

['You're not doing yourself any favors by refusing to shave.']

Hey. Hey!

[iamironman]

In time, you too will be able to have truly awesome facial hair.

If you're lucky.

[reach_within]

Is it seriously that bad?

[iamironman]

So you're doing it on purpose?

[swissarmycock]

[ Goggles? Seriously? ]

They're cool goggles, okay?!

[iamironman]

That depends.

[swissarmycock]

Hey!

[iamironman]

What? If they do something, they might be cool.

[dickaster]

[Those shades aren't as cool as you think they are.]

Sooo they're even cooler?

[iamironman]

[well I am not the person to make fun of someone for wearing weird sunglasses all the time]

[dickaster]

Speaking of awesome shades...

[iamironman]

The ones on my face?

[dont_ingest]

['You went on a suicide mission with holes in your armor? What, even your uniform has to play martyr or something?']

...

[iamironman]

No time to change?

[dont_ingest]

That and 'vigilante' is a low-paying job.

[iamironman]

Bet you could find scrap metal pretty easy.