IT'S TUESDAY.

[nicenukes]

[If you come to the mess hall today, you'll notice that there's a good full two tables set up against it, full of what appear to be shotguns. How useful! Just in time for October...! Except these fire eyeballs, and if you accidentally get hit by one, you may get a random camp status of your choice. Right next to it, there's a catgirl with two

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[sleepingmurder]

Are those... actual firearms?

[nicenukes]

They don't shoot bullets, but yes.

[sleepingmurder]

I... see.

If you don't mind me asking, what exactly do they shoot, then?

[nicenukes]

Eyeballs.

[sleepingmurder]

I-I beg your pardon?

[nicenukes]

They shoot eyeballs.

[sleepingmurder]

N-no, I've heard that. It's just--why do they shoot... that instead of normal bullets?