IT'S TUESDAY.

[nicenukes]

[If you come to the mess hall today, you'll notice that there's a good full two tables set up against it, full of what appear to be shotguns. How useful! Just in time for October...! Except these fire eyeballs, and if you accidentally get hit by one, you may get a random camp status of your choice. Right next to it, there's a catgirl with two

Comments

[halfnhalfranger]

This is really ominous.

[nicenukes]

Isn't that how weapons are supposed to be?

[halfnhalfranger]

Well, on their own, they're not so bad, but this many?

[nicenukes]

Making just a few would be useless. Either way, it's not like these are particularly efficient. You guys can play with them or whatever else you do in this shitty summer camp.

[into_adventure]

What the what?

[nicenukes]

[looking at]

I should be the one saying that.

[into_adventure]

Guns are for lame-os, lady.

[nicenukes]

Hah. I prefer giant robots, myself.

[stardumbs]

[ keeping a good distance away from the guns ]

[nicenukes]

They're not going to fire on their own, you know.

[stardumbs]

And toucans don't normally talk, yet here we are.

[nicenukes]

Toucans weren't designed by me. That's the key difference here, brat.

[hakases]

Do eyeballs really make good bullets?

[nicenukes]

What do you think? No, they don't.

[hakases]

Then why use eyeballs?

[nicenukes]

I was asked to make weapons out of the soup. The eyeballs were injected with the rest of it.

[itcameup]

[ eying these shotgun deals ]

What in Andraste's name...

[nicenukes]

Do you want to play with one, boy?

[itcameup]

Er. Sure. And they would be... what, exactly?

[nicenukes]

[moving her tailsss]

Isn't it obvious? They're weapons. Although they're hardly my best creation.